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[Rufus T. Firefly]

So will Horneytown road take you to Hornetown
No. It takes you to Horneytown, North Carolina.
Looks like they anticipated that the sign might go missing.
Correct, residents are tired of thieves stealing 'Horneytown' road signs.

Here are four of the tired residents offered as proof. Don't they look tired?

So pixelated that I can't tell. Is that the same thing?

[rogruth]

They look typical.
I think they have cousins here in Pembroke, GA that show up at McDonalds every morning.
No, I am not one of them.

[webenda]

So will Horneytown road take you to Hornetown
No. It takes you to Horneytown, North Carolina.
Looks like they anticipated that the sign might go missing.
Correct, residents are tired of thieves stealing 'Horneytown' road signs.

Here are four of the tired residents offered as proof. Don't they look tired?

So pixelated that I can't tell. Is that the same thing?

Yes, like really drunk people are intoxicated, really tired people are pixelated.

[rogruth]

They are probably tired of having nothing to do in Horneytown.
You sure that's not Pembroke?

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Tired? Maybe they're worn-out from getting so satisfied.

[rogruth]

Tired? Maybe they're worn-out from getting so satisfied.

OH! I hadn't thought of that.
I try to remember those days and nights now.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Tired? Maybe they're worn-out from getting so satisfied.

Is that even possible?

[rogruth]

Tired? Maybe they're worn-out from getting so satisfied.

Is that even possible?

When you get to be my age.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Tired? Maybe they're worn-out from getting so satisfied.

Is that even possible?

...depends on the Service Department.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Tired? Maybe they're worn-out from getting so satisfied.

Is that even possible?

...depends on the Service Department.

I'll take that under consideration and under guidance of counsel not debate that further.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

[HONDO74]

[HONDO74]

[MurphOnMillerAve]

...the local aerobics instructor rolls by...

[webenda]

I wonder where kids who are not going fast enough to fly over the hole go?