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Semper Fi

Postby up148 » Wed Oct 25, 2017 8:42 am

A U.S. Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in Jacksonville, NC
He tells the priest, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
Last night, I beat the ever-living crap out of a flag burning, cop hating, anti-Trump protester."
The priest says, "My son, I am here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service!

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Re: Semper Fi

Postby rex desilets » Wed Oct 25, 2017 11:28 am

up148 wrote:A U.S. Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in Jacksonville, NC
He tells the priest, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
Last night, I beat the ever-living crap out of a flag burning, cop hating, anti-Trump protester."
The priest says, "My son, I am here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service!

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Re: Semper Fi

Postby up148 » Wed Oct 25, 2017 1:05 pm

rex desilets wrote:
up148 wrote:A U.S. Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in Jacksonville, NC
He tells the priest, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
Last night, I beat the ever-living crap out of a flag burning, cop hating, anti-Trump protester."
The priest says, "My son, I am here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service!

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

BH
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Sent to me in email form by a friend this morning. Heck, most everything we read on the "net" comes from somewhere else. What version did you hear?

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Re: Semper Fi

Postby rex desilets » Wed Oct 25, 2017 5:39 pm

Sorry. I meant I'm stealing it!!
“Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.” – John Adams
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Re: Semper Fi

Postby rogruth » Wed Oct 25, 2017 10:45 pm

Good steal. :D
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Re: Semper Fi

Postby E7 » Thu Oct 26, 2017 2:37 am

>>
>> During a recent press conference, a reporter with MSNBC hollered from the press corps,
>>
>>
>> "Where is President Trump hiding his tax returns?"
>>
>> Press Secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, astutely responded, "We've found a very secure
>> place and I'm certain they won't be found."
>>
>> "And just where is that?", said the reporter, sarcastically.
>>
>> Mrs. Sanders grinned sardonically and said, "They are underneath Obama's college records, his passport application,
>> his immigration status as a student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college records, and his Selective
>> Service registration."

>> "Next question?"
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Re: Semper Fi

Postby rex desilets » Thu Oct 26, 2017 11:12 am

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
“Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.” – John Adams
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Re: Semper Fi

Postby Tom Dempsey » Thu Oct 26, 2017 11:39 am

Denial is not just a river in Egypt.
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Re: Semper Fi

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Thu Oct 26, 2017 6:08 pm

Tom Dempsey wrote:Denial is not just a river in Egypt.


But it can be treated with a few pills and a careful application of ECT.
The owls may indeed not be what they seem but still serve an imperative function: they remind us to look into the darkness.
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