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[Rufus T. Firefly]

When in doubt, seek out a professional............

[rogruth]

I wonder if she knows how many Chinese people there are?
I wonder how many non Chinese will try to become Chinese?

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Clever gal. She will probably reach a point of being sated, at some future moment.

[Roy]

Clever gal. She will probably reach a point of being sated, at some future moment.

Yes, but an hour later, and she'll be horny again.

[webenda]

Are you jerking my chain Rufus, just to see if you can get me going again? If so, it worked. You left out the elephants. The disk of the earth would not ride well on the curved back of a turtle. That is where the elephants come in, to support the disk on the edge so it does not teeter on the turtle.

Elephants are endangered and are being replaced 4 frumious bandersnatchii

Oh... right! instead of teetering we will have rock and roll. => https://youtu.be/1g7HwLrXpN4

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Are you jerking my chain Rufus, just to see if you can get me going again? If so, it worked. You left out the elephants. The disk of the earth would not ride well on the curved back of a turtle. That is where the elephants come in, to support the disk on the edge so it does not teeter on the turtle.

Elephants are endangered and are being replaced 4 frumious bandersnatchii

Oh... right! instead of teetering we will have rock and roll. => https://youtu.be/1g7HwLrXpN4

And, that's what causes earthquakes!

[webenda]

Elephants are endangered and are being replaced 4 frumious bandersnatchii

Oh... right! instead of teetering we will have rock and roll. => https://youtu.be/1g7HwLrXpN4

And, that's what causes earthquakes!

You know everything!

[HONDO74]

Elephants are endangered and are being replaced 4 frumious bandersnatchii

Oh... right! instead of teetering we will have rock and roll. => https://youtu.be/1g7HwLrXpN4

And, that's what causes earthquakes!

I am sure it is Trump that causes the earthquakes. Every time he gets on twitter the earth shakes.

I got that from the lame stream media.

[webenda]

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Oh... right! instead of teetering we will have rock and roll. => https://youtu.be/1g7HwLrXpN4

And, that's what causes earthquakes!

I am sure it is Trump that causes the earthquakes. Every time he gets on twitter the earth shakes.

Recoiling in disbelief is more likely - he makes himself more ridiculous with every tweet and statement - if he'd just STFU for a month, he might actually get something useful done

[MurphOnMillerAve]

... if he'd just STFU for a month, he might actually get something useful done

I keep waiting.

[Tom Dempsey]

And you probably will have to continue to wait. Perhaps he could get Costa Rica to pay for a big beautiful wall around the American Caribbean before the next hurricane hits. Yeah, that'll work.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Just remember for all that don't know, Puerto Rico is “surrounded by water”. “This is an island surrounded by water, big water, ocean water”

[E7]

When in doubt, seek out a professional............

Well, lessee now...... China's population is circa 1.4 billion......figuring roughly half are male, wonder who is calling for sloppy 700,000,000 millionths!

[Rufus T. Firefly]