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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Mon Dec 05, 2016 8:36 am

MurphOnMillerAve wrote:
rogruth wrote:
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Hey! I'm all Christmassy for the entire month! Working on my next job as a Mall Santa, :roll:

At a mall that wants to close early.

Yeah, that'll get him committed. (He and Billy Bob Thornton.) :mrgreen:


Actually, it's a job I've been suggested for several time - having a real beard that's white and some other physical attributes seems to make folks think I'd be qualified.

And, I love children! I find them to be quite tender after being parboiled for 5-6 hours.....
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby rogruth » Mon Dec 05, 2016 9:12 am

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :? :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Mon Dec 05, 2016 11:05 am

Ohdearlord, :shock: commit yourself now, Mr. Leering Santa :mrgreen:
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Wolf » Mon Dec 05, 2016 5:12 pm

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:....
And, I love children! I find them to be quite tender after being parboiled for 5-6 hours.....


Egads!! Echoes of W.C. Fields!! :shock: :shock: :roll:
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Mon Dec 05, 2016 8:10 pm

Wolf wrote: W.C. Fields!!


One of my mentors...........
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby rex desilets » Mon Dec 05, 2016 9:07 pm

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
Wolf wrote: W.C. Fields!!


One of my mentors...........
Aha! Explains much. I take it you're not fond of spending time in Philadelphia, either.
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby webenda » Mon Dec 05, 2016 11:38 pm

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Chanuka: a variant spelling of Hanukkah
Hard to believe?=> http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/hanukkah.asp
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Tue Dec 06, 2016 12:06 am

One wonders if they'll run the same special for Eid-al-Fitr.
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby webenda » Tue Dec 06, 2016 12:40 am

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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Tue Dec 06, 2016 7:20 am

rex desilets wrote:
Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
Wolf wrote: W.C. Fields!!


One of my mentors...........
Aha! Explains much. I take it you're not fond of spending time in Philadelphia, either.
:D


Actually, I like Philadelphia. :wink:
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Mon Dec 12, 2016 7:44 am

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Re: Seen in Print

Postby rogruth » Mon Dec 12, 2016 8:02 am

Transgender deer. :roll: :roll: :roll: What next?
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby robert. » Mon Dec 12, 2016 9:49 am

rogruth wrote:Transgender deer. :roll: :roll: :roll: What next?

Safe rooms and coloring books in the cornfield. Along with a seminar on how not to be an Elmer Fadd :roll:
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby webenda » Tue Dec 13, 2016 4:25 pm

`I don't think I am seeing this right. :?
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Tue Dec 13, 2016 5:32 pm

I've tried and tried to interpret those two large white forms, but I can't come up with anything seemly. :shock: :? :o :wink: :roll:
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