Hobo Jungle

[webenda]

Rufus,

I find that hard to believe.

[jw_clarke54]

I think I need an asprin,no this line of THINKING makes me think I need an asprin, no the thinking of the thinking is thinking I need an asprin oh damn think thunk thank Arrrggghhhh. Wayne do you know of anyone that can use your unique way of thinking in Nov???? james

[webenda]

James,

No, politicians cannot take "Real Truth." Real Truth causes politicians to rant and rave for hours (days sometimes) without saying anything. One politician even made a movie containing all his Political Truths in an attempt to refute the Real Truth.
Reference: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0497116/

[2railjon]

WOW!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6F79aChQLU&ob=av2e

[2railjon]

I noticed tonight Montel Williams pitching a commercial for some product and thought to my self how many people can take a guy seriously who wears more earrings then one's wife!

[webenda]

Wow! is right Jon. Thank you for bringing Ty Stone to my attention.
This one wowed me too.
http://youtu.be/v1CFe7g5Y8U
Detroit country rock... I like!

[E7]

Example 5: My reported death is premature.
PHOENIX--Following are excerpts from a letter received by the superintendent of the Arizona highway patrol, written by a Navajo who was reported killed in a traffic accident near Holbrook: "Yazzie Greymountain is me who is not dead. If I was dead accident, then I coundn't write you this letter, could I? I am not killed because editor of Republic paper says so. He is telling... the wrong truth. I am 100 percent live Navajo Indian."

Shades of Samuel Clemens!

"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated"

Origin: Mark Twain quotation after hearing that his obituary had been published in the New York Journal.

"Mistaken publications of obituaries aren't as rare as you might expect. A recent example is of Dave Swarbrick, the British folk/rock violinist, who was killed off mistakenly by the Daily Telegraph in April 1999 when they reported that his visit to a hospital in Coventry had resulted in his death. He did at least get the opportunity to read a rather favourable account of his life, not something we all get to do, and to deliver the gag 'It's not the first time I have died in Coventry'. "

Now tell me, do you guys believe anything I said?

Maybe an eensie teensie bit!

Rich

[webenda]

That's about the right amount of belief Rich.

I do not believe Example 5. It is one of those stories told around the Internet with no proof.
I just used it for comic relief and to introduce Example 6, the "speaks with forked tongue" lie.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Rufus,

I find that hard to believe.

All things are possible; one just needs the the proper Hamiltonian....

[webenda]

I think not. You are imagining things again Rufus. The Hamiltonian is always a real number.

[rogruth]

Rufus,

I find that hard to believe.

All things are possible; one just needs the the proper Hamiltonian....

I looked for one but I don't have the proper equipment[knowledge and brains]to pick an appropriate one so I will leave that to you.

[E7]

I think not. You are imagining things again Rufus. The Hamiltonian is always a real number.

Actually, I like La Grange. ZZ Top really nailed that number!

Rich

[Rufus T. Firefly]

You are imagining things again Rufus.

I am probably imagining myself right now imagining myself right now imagining myself right now imagining myself right now imagining myself right now imagining myself right now imagining myself right now imagining myself right now imagining myself right now imagining myself right now imagining myself right now imagining myself right now imagining myself right now .......................skipped a groove..........

[webenda]

Oops, sorry Roger. I hope you don't mind my using some of your 's. Rufus's response was too funny.

[rogruth]

That's fine Wayne but you didn't use enough.So---