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Jackie Blue
To the wives Tramp. Remember? Daizzy, your husband might like to see you wear something trashy from Walmart. I read somewhere that the clothing is cheap and easy to tear off. On second thought, perhaps little Post-it notes (with certain instructions written on them in small print) stuck on the right places will grow an elm tree.
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Jackie Blue
LOL, Jackie!!! It won't be the last time something went over my head, either! Now I'm not southern born, but your Daisy Dukes may be a bit off the mark for down here. May I suggest lathering yourself in Crisco and rolling around in cornmeal. Now if you insist dressing for me, I could really go for something sexy in chainmail. There's nothing that gets my motor running hotter than the scent of well oiled steel. Of coarse the axe toss is optional.


or better yet...
I know...so unlike me...
I know...so unlike me...
"There is no limit to what a man can do or where he can go if he doesn’t mind who gets the credit."
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Bindle Stiff
- Posts: 25
- Joined: Fri Mar 12, 2004 4:39 pm
- Location: Colorado
I got an E-male prenouncemunt frum Duffie an' he said ther' wuz some wile carryin' on down by the tracks but hey, he neffer tole me sweet Jackie wuz runnin' roun' in her birfday soot!
If dis don't beat all?!!!
I'm 'fraid I'z turnin' inta a pillar a salt!
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