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Jackie Blue

Postby Jackie Blue » Thu Mar 18, 2004 10:10 pm

Tramp, those are supposed to be patches on those 'bos' clothes. You can see the "stitches" in the green paint.

San, you are thinking too figuratively. I wasn't referrring to the altar of love! I carry an altar in my backpack! I sometimes pray to the railroad goddess Ughachakachoochoo to keep me safe.

Bill R

Postby Bill R » Thu Mar 18, 2004 11:00 pm

Patches, eh? I wuz 'fraid it wuz Gang Green. :shock:

Now will sumbuddy pleez git da leper-cons off'n my back! Dayz bin hangin' on me all dern day. Dat Lawn Guy Land Tea some udder bo's wuz feedin' me las' nite is sum wicked stuff.
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San Diegan

Postby San Diegan » Thu Mar 18, 2004 11:06 pm

Will, seeing you here with a cigar and a glass of Gold (TM) makes this camp like a living room. These old couches we found make for nice furniture and some cool hobos have come in for a sitdown. I heard Dufus has a batch of potatoes fermenting with a promising yield. I have to admire his industry.

As to Eric, I know he is dreaming the fire tonight. More than I deserve has been shared in confidence. Enough said.

San

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Daisy
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Postby Daisy » Fri Mar 19, 2004 9:47 am

pssst, Dufus, think I could have a sip of that trade-marked potato? No one's looking right now, not even San Diego, and I've got a hundred dollar bill in my stocking for you. I've been lounging around in this club car for weeks and still haven't gotten a drink yet. I'd been expecting kind of an elegant scene in a club car, but the place seems to have been invaded by hoboes and tramps. I read Tramp's poem though, and there's more elegance there than I've seen in a life time. So please, just a sip? That poem made me even thirstier, if such a thing be possible.

Bindle Stiff
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Postby Bindle Stiff » Fri Mar 19, 2004 11:39 am

Wow Daisey, a hunnert doller bill? W'en did they start makin' thos'?

Duffie, ya better gif this hi rollin' babe a snort of thet tater juice. She's a fine one.

Willie this is a gud camp!

Tramp spinned us a very xolunt poem an' Duffie jammin' wif thet git-fiddle an' Pety 'n' San wailin' out them lyricals sents chills up my backside.

Jackie jus' bein' her purty se'f!

Home is gud!
Stiff

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katy140
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Postby katy140 » Fri Mar 19, 2004 12:34 pm


San Diegan

Postby San Diegan » Fri Mar 19, 2004 3:14 pm

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Gotta say thanks to katy140 for the link to a facinating site and addition to my vocabulary. flange squeal. I have a use for it already.

San

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katy140
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Postby katy140 » Fri Mar 19, 2004 4:33 pm

San you picked out one of my favorites!

And how about....Hobos from Hell.....

San Diegan

Postby San Diegan » Fri Mar 19, 2004 5:33 pm

Put that C note away, Daisy.

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Church ladies from all over the land are sending in cases of store bought liquid refreshment and oleo margarine.

San

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Daisy
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Postby Daisy » Fri Mar 19, 2004 5:58 pm

OH GOD but they're too ugly I"d rather DIE! Take my money, please, it's only MOnopoly tender anyways you hobos. Dufus, baby, where are you?

Jackie Blue

Postby Jackie Blue » Fri Mar 19, 2004 7:45 pm

Missy, er...Daisy, I must disagree. Sounds like an interesting evening is in store!

The Rock
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Postby The Rock » Fri Mar 19, 2004 8:22 pm

Even ol Rock is interested. Daisy hon, what parts do ya hail frum? Ain't you the gal ol Rock seen on that westbound freight out of Tulsa last week? Rock just about ready to break out the Thunderbird and have a sip or two. Katy, wher them fiddles? :wink:
Doug

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Daisy
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Postby Daisy » Sat Mar 20, 2004 2:12 pm

Right now I'm from, Rock, although I've been from about everywhere at one point, sweet of you to inquire. And if that was me in Tulsa there, I must've had one more drink than I thought because I sure don't remember that...
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Guest

Postby Guest » Sat Mar 20, 2004 3:23 pm

Say fellas, mind iffen I drag musself up to the fire? I gots some coffee in a sock ats only been boiled fo or five times. Good stuff from N'Awlins!

Man, sho feels good to set a spel. My dogs are barkin'! I gots to find some mo pasteboard to stuff in my boots.

Name's Doc, by the way, though some jus' call me Tin Cup. Pleezed to meetcha! I'm headed west jes now to avoid a little misunderstandin down in the Big Easy. Oh, this here's my dawg Rocky. Shake with these folks, Rocky. Atsa good dog.

Say, I found a nearly full tin of Prince Albert fo my corn cob. Ah'd be happy to share fo a taste 'o them grits you got goin'.

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Dr. John
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Postby Dr. John » Sat Mar 20, 2004 3:24 pm

Say fellas, mind iffen I drag musself up to the fire? I gots some coffee in a sock ats only been boiled fo or five times. Good stuff from N'Awlins!

Man, sho feels good to set a spel. My dogs are barkin'! I gots to find some mo pasteboard to stuff in my boots.

Name's Doc, by the way, though some jus' call me Tin Cup. Pleezed to meetcha! I'm headed west jes now to avoid a little misunderstandin down in the Big Easy. Oh, this here's my dawg Rocky. Shake with these folks, Rocky. Atsa good dog.

Say, I found a nearly full tin of Prince Albert fo my corn cob. Ah'd be happy to share fo a taste 'o them grits you got goin'.

Whoops! Ol Doc mus be tarder than he thought. I've gone to repeatin musself.


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