Model Train Journal

My buddy was so suspicious and paranoid about his wife having an affair, he sold the house and moved the family to a new town 700 miles away.

He called me yesterday, said he couldn't believe his luck that they managed to keep the same gardener.

700 mile commute for the gardener. Just another sign that you can't fix stupid.

umm......the unfaithful wife.....they moved....and so did the gardener.....

[quoteHe called me yesterday, said he couldn't believe his luck that they managed to keep the same gardener.][/quote]

Yeah, I get it, this is the stupid part.

Come on Butch. Your messing up a perfectly good joke

The life of a married woman…….

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds"
Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped.
"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says: "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

That's good! Very few I can share that with.....

I can see that the funniest part is, "Voted straight ticket Demo..."

I can see that the funniest part is, "Voted straight ticket Demo..."

"Voted straight ticket Demo..." Looks like clickbait to me