Voted straight ticket Demo...

[ScaleCraft]

My buddy was so suspicious and paranoid about his wife having an affair, he sold the house and moved the family to a new town 700 miles away.

He called me yesterday, said he couldn't believe his luck that they managed to keep the same gardener.

[up148]

700 mile commute for the gardener. Just another sign that you can't fix stupid.

[ScaleCraft]

umm......the unfaithful wife.....they moved....and so did the gardener.....

[up148]

[quoteHe called me yesterday, said he couldn't believe his luck that they managed to keep the same gardener.][/quote]

Yeah, I get it, this is the stupid part.

[gregj410]

Come on Butch. Your messing up a perfectly good joke

[up148]

[HONDO74]

The life of a married woman…….

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds"
Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped.
"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says: "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

[ScaleCraft]

That's good! Very few I can share that with.....

[webenda]

I can see that the funniest part is, "Voted straight ticket Demo..."

[webenda]

I can see that the funniest part is, "Voted straight ticket Demo..."

[HONDO74]

"Voted straight ticket Demo..." Looks like clickbait to me