A little old lady went to buy cat food.

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J. S. Bach
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A little old lady went to buy cat food.

Postby J. S. Bach » Sun Sep 12, 2021 7:20 pm

She picked up three cans, but was told by the cashier: "I'm sorry, but we can't sell this to you without proof you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat food to eat. Management wants proof that you are buying this for your cat." So the lady went home, brought in her cat and was sold the cat food. The next day, she comes in and tries to buy two cans of dog food and was again told she couldn't buy them without proof. So the lady went home, brought in her dog and was sold the dog food... One day later, she brought in a box with a hole in the lid and asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said: "No, you might have a snake in there." The lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box, quickly pulled it out and screamed: "That smells like sh1t." The lady replied: "It is... I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper please."

E7
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Re: A little old lady went to buy cat food.

Postby E7 » Sun Sep 12, 2021 7:47 pm

A NEW topic for that????????!!!!!!


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