Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.

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J. S. Bach
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Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.

Postby J. S. Bach » Wed Jun 30, 2021 4:32 pm

Tearfully she explained “It’s the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.
I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone.”

Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the pharmacist and demand an apology.

Before he could say more than a word or two, the pharmacist told him,
“Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it… This morning the alarm failed
to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car,
just to realize that I’d locked the house with both house and car keys inside and had to
break a window to get my keys.”

“Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks
from the store, I had a flat tire.”

“When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up.
I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, all the time the darn phone was ringing.”

He continued, “Then I had to break a roll of coins against the cash register drawer to make
change and they spilled all over the floor. I had to get down on my hands and knees to
pick up the coins and the phone was still ringing.”

“When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me
stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it.
Half of them hit the floor and broke.”

“Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and when I finally got back to

answer it, it was your wife wanting to know how to use a rectal thermometer.”

“Believe me Mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her.”

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