Whatzit?

[webenda]

I think your snake is a regular water snake.

You are correct, thank you. I'll go back and do some editing.

[webenda]

I was out this morning taking photographs of the latest crop of flowers when I came upon a spider on a Black Eyed Susan.
Said I to the spider, "Good morning spider, my name is Wayne. What's your name?"
Said the spider to me, "Fred."
Said I to the spider, "My, Fred, what long front front legs you have!"
Said the spider to me, "The better to grab you with, Wayne. Come closer."
Said I to the spider, "No closer Fred. What is your Latin name?"
Said the spider to me, "That is for me to know and you to find out!"
Whatzit? (Genus and species.)


Edit 1 to clarify the nature of the question.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Said I to the spider, "No closer Fred. What is your Latin name?"

Pretty sure that "Fred" in Latin is........Fred.

[webenda]

Said I to the spider, "No closer Fred. What is your Latin name?"

Pretty sure that "Fred" in Latin is........Fred.

No. Fred in Latin is Fridericus.

Now, would any of you Homo sapiens reading this thread like to identify Fred's Genus and Species?

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Said I to the spider, "No closer Fred. What is your Latin name?"

Pretty sure that "Fred" in Latin is........Fred.

No. Fred in Latin is Fridericus.

Now, would any of you Homo sapiens reading this thread like to identify Fred's Genus and Species?

Well, that leaves me out.

[chuck]

Mecaphesa asperata

Northern crab spider

[webenda]

Pretty sure that "Fred" in Latin is........Fred.

No. Fred in Latin is Fridericus.

Now, would any of you Homo sapiens reading this thread like to identify Fred's Genus and Species?

Well, that leaves me out.

You are not classified as a Homo sapiens, Rufus?

[Rufus T. Firefly]

You are not classified as a Homo sapiens, Rufus?

Home sapiens P. (Pandimensional)

[MurphOnMillerAve]

He's a special category .
Here's how I know that:
I'll bet he knows - word-for-word - what is supposed to be said to Gort, if he comes at you/for you, without having to Google it.

[webenda]

He's a special category .
Here's how I know that:
I'll bet he knows - word-for-word - what is supposed to be said to Gort, if he comes at you/for you, without having to Google it.

Murph, Rufus is just making fun of Martha E. Rogers' and her Science of Unitary Human Beings.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Murph, Rufus is just making fun of Martha E. Rogers' and her Science of Unitary Human Beings.

And, the best laid plans of mice....

[chuck]

[chuck]

Mecaphesa asperata

Northern crab spider

[webenda]

Mecaphesa asperata

Northern crab spider

Correct.

Wow, Chuck, your Mecaphesa aspeata is more colorful than Fred. Thank you for the image.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Some Old Bay seasoning and drawn butter, and you're good to go now!