Seen in Print

[webenda]

I'm getting orange and purple confused. If one wasn't wearing a hat, I'd be seriously bamboozled. Thankfully, they're all just worthless green injection-molded plastic shit.

Maybe they are the same person, before and after plastic surgery to look more beautiful.

For example:


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[Rufus T. Firefly]

I'm getting orange and purple confused. If one wasn't wearing a hat, I'd be seriously bamboozled. Thankfully, they're all just worthless green injection-molded plastic shit.

Maybe they are the same person, before and after plastic surgery to look more beautiful.

Maybe he just needs to go visit an ophthalmologist....

[Roy]

It's getting hard to be someone,
but it all works out.
It doesn't matter much to me.

Lennon/McCartney

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Eenie, meanie, meanie, meanie, minie, minie mo
The lucky ones are gonna be the first to go

Songwriters: Gerald V. Casale / Mark Allen Mothersbaugh / Max Liederman

[Roy]

Realize, I don't want to be a miser.
Confide with Sly, you'll be the wiser.
Young blood is the lovin' upriser.
How come everybody want to keep it like the Kaiser?

Kiedis/Smith/Balzary/Frusciante

[Rufus T. Firefly]

I am returning the echo of a point in time
And distant faces shine
A thousand warriors I have known

And laughing as the spirits appear
All your life
Shadows of another day

Ian Gillan / Ritchie Blackmore / Roger D Glover

[MurphOnMillerAve]

I'm getting orange and purple confused. If one wasn't wearing a hat, I'd be seriously bamboozled. Thankfully, they're all just worthless green injection-molded plastic shit.

Maybe they are the same person, before and after plastic surgery to look more beautiful.

For example:....

If the "After" photo is intended to show the prettier woman, I must be numb because she looks "unfortunate", to me, there, with those overly-puckered-up "lip" link-sausage-things, good for sucking the paint off old wood or....hhmmmm……….(I better shut-up.) Even her eyes and the width of her head look worse. Older. And far, far, far less attractive. If you had told us the woman on the right was the trying-too-hard-to-be-like-the-daughter mother of the one on the left, I'd have believed that instantly. What a shame she thought she had to do that to herself to be "prettier," because she was perfectly lovely as the relaxed, seemingly natural beauty on the left. IMunHO

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Both versions are worthy of being filed under nasty.

[E7]

I don't really care, but it appears to me that it is the same photo with one version photo-shopped.

[Roy]

I don't really care, but it appears to me that it is the same photo with one version photo-shopped.

I agree. The hair is just too close, to figure that's a different photo shoot.

[E7]

Also where the ear rings are located and the folds of the skin around her neck, and the way her hair is hanging.

[webenda]

I don't really care, but it appears to me that it is the same photo with one version photo-shopped.

I agree. The hair is just too close, to figure that's a different photo shoot.

Donatella's before and after was for making a joke about the similarity in appearance between Michelangelo and Donatello. I did not intend for Donatella's before and after to become the subject but it has.

So, you do not like her doctor's computer simulation? Here, criticize these before and after photos.

[E7]

No comment.

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

[webenda]

She is gorgeous.

Does anyone know who Donatella's surgeon was? I want bigger lips too.

[E7]

Her eyes look like 2 piss holes in the snow.

Maybe the Michael Jackson look is the thing?