Hev, sorry, but good guess. Jon nailed it right at the top. I knew he'd like those passenger trucks.
Beer count: 19
Hobo Jungle
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That a life will be spent gaining inches,
When this distance is read in miles.
When this distance is read in miles.
I guess you're NOT an Altlas Golden Spike Stud.
Nooooo, but I am a member of the country club!!!!!!!
Travis Tritt
"Country Club"
I took a double take out on the interstate
When I saw her makin' eyes at me
So I followed her down - the clubhouse drive
Past the pool on the 18th green
In the parkin' lot...I said it's mighty hot
Maybe I could buy you a beer
She said I'm glad you asked...but I'll have to pass
Cause only members are allowed in here...and I said
Well I'm a member of a country club
Country music is what I love
I drive an old Ford pick-up truck
I do my drink-in from a dixie cup
Yea I'm a bona-fide dancin' fool
I shoot a mighty mean game of pool
At any honky-tonk roadside pub
I'm a member of a country club
You look so invitin'...thought it might be excitin'
For a woman with a limousine
To go bouncin around...in a beat up truck
With a man...in wore out jeans
It's five o'clock before Friday night
Here's where the fun begins
So don't worry 'bout your reputation
Cause you can tell all your friends
Well I'm a member of a country club
Country music is what I love
I drive an old Ford pick-up truck
I do my drink-in from a dixie cup
Yea I'm a bona-fide dancin' fool
I shoot a mighty mean game of pool
At any honky-tonk roadside pub
I'm a member of a country club
Well I'm a member of a country club
Country music is what I love
I drive an old Ford pick-up truck
I do my drink-in from a dixie cup
Yea I'm a bona-fide dancin' fool
I shoot a mighty mean game of pool
At any honky-tonk roadside pub
I'm a member of a country club
Running that red block Charlie.
DEER TICK WARNING
I hate it when people forward bogus warnings...but this one is real, and
it's important.
So please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list:
If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!!
IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see you naked.
I wish I'd gotten this yesterday;
I feel so stupid now.......
I hate it when people forward bogus warnings...but this one is real, and
it's important.
So please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list:
If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!!
IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see you naked.
I wish I'd gotten this yesterday;
I feel so stupid now.......
Running that red block Charlie.
Mexican Oysters
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around
in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling,
scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did
it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is
that you just served?"
The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are
called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this
morning. A delicacy!"
The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order."
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry, senor. There is only one serving per
day because there is only one bullfight each morning. If you come early
and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that
evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a
few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said,
"These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I
saw you serve yesterday."
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si,Senor. Sometimes the
bull wins."
Kurt
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around
in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling,
scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did
it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is
that you just served?"
The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are
called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this
morning. A delicacy!"
The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order."
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry, senor. There is only one serving per
day because there is only one bullfight each morning. If you come early
and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that
evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a
few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said,
"These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I
saw you serve yesterday."
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si,Senor. Sometimes the
bull wins."
Kurt
LOL, Kurt!!!! 
We've all seen the faces of those ravaged by the floods of Sri Lanka and
New Orleans.
This "award-winning" photograph of the recent flood waters rising
in Ireland captures the horror and suffering there.
Please keep these people in your thoughts.
[img]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-10/848656/IRE[1].JPG[/img]
We've all seen the faces of those ravaged by the floods of Sri Lanka and
New Orleans.
This "award-winning" photograph of the recent flood waters rising
in Ireland captures the horror and suffering there.
Please keep these people in your thoughts.
[img]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-10/848656/IRE[1].JPG[/img]
Running that red block Charlie.
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P&R Pete
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