Things that make campaigning door to door fun

[robert.]

Ugh. Trying to run campaign ads on Facebook. What a pita. You can’t really get answer from a real person. Only real vague ones from a digital robot.
I’m required to have several forms of login verifications. Along with disclaimers. After 4 days of trying to figure it out. I’m only a third of the way there. My first hurdle was a name problem. My Facebook profile says “Rob”. My driver’s license says “ Robert” Denied denied and denied again. My page was locked for awhile. If they would only tell you why you’re denied. It would be an easy fix.
I’m still blocked from posting ads. I need to have my mailing address verified. They will mail me a code . This code will unlock my ability to make a political ad or speak about social issues. From this point on. FB will send my cellphone a code every time i log on. If i do not enter that code. My ads will be pulled.
I may even be required to get more verifications. I’m not sure. I can’t get answers from Facebook. It’s a step by step process. You can not skip ahead to see what else you need. Live and learn.
You can tell this is my first rodeo. First time you fall off that bull. You realize you better close your mouth when you hit the ground or you’ll get a mouth full of bull sheet. Second time you fall off you realize. You better close your eyes or they’ll get filled with dirt. 3 time you fall of you realize with closed eyes the bull will stomp on you. They fourth time you fall off. You now understand the whole process. Start running before you hit the ground. With your eyes wide open and your mouth yelling for help.

[robert.]

Somebody stuck this under my windshield wipers, while my car was parked in the grocery store lot. Along with a list of email addresses for local papers and media outlets

[robert.]

I have a few facebook ads running. What a place. Some of the comments I get.

[robert.]

sample ballot

[MartyE]

Good Luck Robert!

[robert.]

Thank you.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Got any guess as to when you'll know any results?

[gregj410]

Got any guess as to when you'll know any results?

Well the democrats will need to see how short they are election night. At which time they’ll discover a mysterious box full of…….you guessed it! Democratic votes and just enough to win, probably in the back of a car in a 7-11 parking lot or some such nonsense.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Got any guess as to when you'll know any results?

Well the democrats will need to see how short they are election night. At which time they’ll discover a mysterious box full of…….you guessed it! Democratic votes and just enough to win, probably in the back of a car in a 7-11 parking lot or some such nonsense.

Given he's running as an independent to stay outside of both loopy parties that is truly baseless nonsense, I can concede that much.

But I was asking Rob since he's the one running.

[robert.]

I have no clue. Thursday or Friday. It shouldn’t take that long. They start counting mail in ballots at 8pm. I spent the last 9 hours placing signs in polling locations. Only to miss 2 locations. Both locations are used for 2 districts. ( bad mistake on my part) now for the it could happen magic. Tomorrow is a full moon with a lunar eclipse!

[robert.]

Giddy up. This should be fun. I slept about 6 minutes last night.

[robert.]

I got spanked. Dem 20,709 Repub, 15,300. Me 1,195. I’m exhausted from running around all day and night.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

I got spanked. Dem 20,709 Repub, 15,300. Me 1,195. I’m exhausted from running around all day and night.

But you tried and beats everyone that sits on the sidelines and thinks they can do better.

Also, you gained a lot of knowledge of how this all really works or in some cases, doesn't.

[Neil]

And you didn't propose any delusional nonsense about election fraud, vaccine misinformation, immigrants replacing fine white folk or the LGBT plot to undermine our American way of life. Or that gas prices or inflation were due to any one political party. So you can consider yourself sane, sensible and not undermining the truth about reality . Nice going. Run as a Democrat next time, the only party mostly made up of sane people these days.

[E7]

Run as a Democrat next time, the only party mostly made up of sane people these days.