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Daisy
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Postby Daisy » Sun Nov 14, 2004 5:03 pm

San. Where's that wooden hearse with the orgasmic hood ornament - did you get it? I'm ready for my ride to the grave. My caboose is so off the track I can't control it anymore.
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San Diegan

Postby San Diegan » Mon Nov 15, 2004 10:45 am

Daisy,

A recent spate of swarming termites is threatening the inventory of Roadmaster Estate Wagons. My quest continues. I've arranged to park the new acquisition in the garages of houses that are being tented for termites.

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Daisy
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Postby Daisy » Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:10 am

Well, thanks for being honest San. You really are a gentleman. The last thing I need is to come home to my husband with the clap which I caught off a guy I met on the internet with a wood-panelled Roadmaster.

Guess I better stick to riding his old Moto Guzzi a while. Least until you get yourself all cleaned up.
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San Diegan

Postby San Diegan » Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:00 pm

Daisy,

There is no medical record of my species acquiring such a thing. (I can't speak for gorillas, however; who knows what they do.)

OTOH, it's difficult to be taken seriously bidding on a Buick when you are a chimp.

San
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2railjon
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Postby 2railjon » Mon Nov 15, 2004 4:14 pm

This puppy has wood paneling, and I believe is disease free :D
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Postby San Diegan » Mon Nov 15, 2004 4:31 pm

Nice, but it ain't a Buick, Jon.

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Postby 2railjon » Mon Nov 15, 2004 5:38 pm

You chimps always get the dames. :cry: :cry: :cry:
I guess I'll just head back down the basement and finish the work on my time/space compendium.
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Postby 2railjon » Mon Nov 15, 2004 9:05 pm

When I'm finished, I'll transport myself back to the stone age where I will meet a fine cave babe who can hunt, cook, and clean my pelt on a regular basis.
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Postby 2railjon » Mon Nov 15, 2004 9:14 pm

Then, me and Cave-babe are gonna zip to the 20th century, buy up all the Norfolk & Western stock, get my own railroad and a Class A to boot. :D
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Postby 2railjon » Mon Nov 15, 2004 9:26 pm

Then on to the 50's to properly nurse the Edsel through until the demise of Buick..........
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Postby 2railjon » Mon Nov 15, 2004 9:37 pm

Then off to the future to kick some chimp *** :lol:
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Postby Tramp » Tue Nov 16, 2004 10:21 am

Jon, please send whatever you're injecting. I'll pay all shipping charges. Whoa, baby. I can't wait.
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San Diegan

Postby San Diegan » Tue Nov 16, 2004 11:23 am

At first I thought those were gorillas, but, upon squinting closer and sniffing, I can now detect that they are model train company lawsuit attorneys.

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Postby Tramp » Tue Nov 16, 2004 12:26 pm

San, you know, you're so human-acting that most of the time I forget you're a chimp. Sorry if that's an insult.
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San Diegan

Postby San Diegan » Tue Nov 16, 2004 12:50 pm

Thanks, Tramp. It is said we have the intelligence of a three year-old human.

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