Hobo Jungle

[Will]

Enough! Yer making me remember what I forgot.

Now help me with this damn avatar and get Wheezer back.

[gtfan]

Copy the following string:

http://modeltrainjournal.com/photopost/ ... heezer.jpg

Then go to your profile page, and at the bottom where it says link to off site avatar, paste that string into the box and click "Submit."



(I will remove it from my profile once you get it on yours.)

[Will]

I mean, look at the location next to Petey's name. Orangeville, PA. You all know nobody ever grew an orange in PA, so what gives? And drives an Escort?

I think he's in the witness protection program? Ever heard of Llanso Gotti?

[Will]

Hey, that's my avatar!!!

Thanks, GT.

[gtfan]

Perspiration negative!

[2railjon]

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!!!!

[MartyE]

Kirk's got the green beer...he's buying don't ja know!

[P&R Pete]

Willy, yer gonna be getting a fish in yer mailbox.

[P&R Pete]

Then 'Tiny' and Paulie and Little Moe with the gimpy leg will be paying you a social call.

Orangeville, the 'Brooklyn' of Columbia County Pa.
All two streets and 40 houses and the mule.

[Del Mar]

Meanwhile, in the news...

Flying Cow Leaves Two Police Cars in Flames
LAST UPDATE: 3/17/2006 6:09:30 AM
Posted By: Mandi Bishop
This story is available on your cell phone at mobile.woai.com.

Watch this story...

Talk about a wild night near Seguin. A cow came flying out of its trailer, sent DPS and police scrambling, and left two police cars going up in flames.

"It was almost hard to believe," said Detective Sergeant Maureen Watson. She has been in law enforcement for 15 years, and says she "never had a day like this. I mean the best way to characterize this it, is it's bizarre. It's really really strange."

It's strange because it started out with a truck towing cattle, and ended in fire.

Watson told News 4 WOAI, "We believe the gate of the cattle trailer came open, and the cow, for lack of a better phrase spilled out onto the Interstate. It was pretty chaotic for a while."

Several cars hit some of the cows. One cow died. DPS troopers called for backup.

That's when one officer was nearly run down by a speeding truck, carrying two illegal immigrants inside.

Seguin Police were out looking for those illegal immigrants. They parked their cars in the hot grass, burning two of them including that brand new 2006 Crown Victoria. Watson said, "Well, all of a sudden, another officer who'd arrived on the scene, alerted the sergeant that there was a fire."

Everything inside was destroyed, including tens of thousands of dollars worth of equipment designed for the patrol cars.

"You start off with kind of a bizarre accident with these cows spilling onto the interstate. That leads to other accidents, that leads to a car chase, that leads to a foot chase," Watson recalls.

The two mexican immigrants, ages 21 and 23, are in custody for illegally entering the country and evading arrest. Watson says they have replacement cars for now, but hope the city council will vote to get new cars soon.

San

[Tramp]

I walked into a bar today with my buddy who's a egger. He called out, "Any fuckhead Irish assholes in this place?" No one said anything so we had a beer.

Then we had another.

[2railjon]

If the were'nt any babes in the bar, there probably was'nt any Irishmen either.

[Tramp]

Jon, I was there. I'm half Irish.

[Tramp]

Any hobos left standing? I just placed a few red-maple logs on the fire.

[2railjon]

Oak in the fireplace down here.