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[MurphOnMillerAve]

.....whoring with the domestic hogs, I was further told by farmers there.

Shameless & infamous!

Farmers should keep their hogs locked up!

Or, was that their daughters they were supposed to keep locked up??

I'm not going there witcha.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

We don't do rope, nor cleaning supplies; we just let it collect and fester.

Note to Dark Clown Crew: Bring rope and cleaning supplies.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

We don't do rope, nor cleaning supplies; we just let it collect and fester.

Note to Dark Clown Crew: Bring rope and cleaning supplies.

And I will have an exorcism team ready to receive them and relieve them of their burden of trying to be funny and nobody normal laughs..

[rogruth]

Rufus,
What is your avatar doing now, sticking its nose into something or what?

[Rufus T. Firefly]

We don't do rope, nor cleaning supplies; we just let it collect and fester.

Note to Dark Clown Crew: Bring rope and cleaning supplies.

And I will have an exorcism team ready to receive them and relieve them of their burden of trying to be funny and nobody normal laughs..

Forearmed is forewarned; Dark Clowns.......

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Rufus,
What is your avatar doing now, sticking its nose into something or what?

No. Just displaying the many layers.......

[HONDO74]

Are we ready for this.

Bug burgers to hit Swiss grocery store shelves next week
http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/ ... -week.html

As the revised law allows for the sale of food items containing crickets, grasshoppers and mealworms (the larval form of the mealworm beetle), a Swiss startup called Essento wasted no time capitalizing on the opportunity. Partnering with Coop, Essento burgers and meatballs made with mealworms will be available on the shelves in Geneva, Basel, Bern, Lugano, Lausanne and Zurich locations next week.

While folks across the pond may be appalled by the thought of deliberately chowing down on bugs, the United Nations’ Food and Agricultural Organization states that not only is it perfectly healthy to do so, but that insects are consumed by 2 billion people worldwide. In addition, raising insects is much less environmentally exhaustive than conventional livestock, reports

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Note to Dark Clown Crew: Bring rope and cleaning supplies.

And I will have an exorcism team ready to receive them and relieve them of their burden of trying to be funny and nobody normal laughs..

Forearmed is forewarned; Dark Clowns.......

I have the Holy Water ready; plus, a passionate priest. And a good strong birch stick.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

And I will have an exorcism team ready to receive them and relieve them of their burden of trying to be funny and nobody normal laughs..

Forearmed is forewarned; Dark Clowns.......

I have the Holy Water ready; plus, a passionate priest.

Those only work against those that embrace Catholicism; I am convinced that Dark Clown are tools of the Ourtsiders and/or the Elder Gods - Cthulhul, maybe?

And a good strong birch stick.

That's just going make them happy - they are in favor of bringing back the birch, even between consenting adults!

[webenda]

Rufus,
What is your avatar doing now, sticking its nose into something or what?

No. Just displaying the many layers.......

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Holy Water; Catholic priests; wacks wit da birch, all to no avail?! OK, well, then, ya got me there, Ruify-babes....

How 'bout free underwear? If I gave them new undies - wash-n-wear, no less - with lots and lots of polkadots, would they be distracted enough to just go quietly into that good night? I could have my four full-grown pitbulls help them remove the old ones they were wearing, too! And how 'bout with some 10lb, jars of unnatural peanutbuttah thrown in for the trip home to your house?

[Rufus T. Firefly]

OK, well, then, ya got me there, Ruify-babes....
How 'bout free underwear? If I gave them new undies - wash-n-wear, no less - with lots and lots of polkadots, would they be distracted enough to just go quietly into that good night?

Possible, possible........

And how 'bout with some 10lb, jars of unnatural peanutbuttah thrown in for the trip home to your house?

Add crackers, and probably.......

[MurphOnMillerAve]

I'll run out right now to the local big-box store to get the peanutbuttah. Shall I get totally white flour empty-of-nutrition crackers or do they insist on multi-grain little phonies? Oh wait, maybe they'd actually prefer bagels, which they can alternately hang from their nipples, o' course, for a more demented joyous, yet pious, effect?.....hhhhhmmmmmm?

[Rufus T. Firefly]

I'll run out right now to the local big-box store to get the peanutbuttah. Shall I get totally white flour empty-of-nutrition crackers or do they insist on multi-grain little phonies?

Classic saltine are preferred as I recall.

Oh wait, maybe they'd actually prefer bagels, which they can alternately hang from their nipples, o' course, for a more demented joyous, yet pious, effect?.....hhhhhmmmmmm?

Interesting and possible, but not on their nipples; try a bit lower, Oh, and do make sure that they are sesame seed, too!

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Just sesame seeds? How 'bout a goodly multi-grained dose, complete with peppercorns, oats, and rye?
Hahevah, bagel placement would not be my department. I'd have to leave that dubious distinction to one of their deputies, which I assume is accustomed to such marvels. Ohwait, how 'bout some nice big fat pickles - one for each ear. Now those Id be happy to insert for them.