Rufus T. Firefly wrote:MurphOnMillerAve wrote:Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
Thought that distinction went to elephant; used to be that folks queued up when the circus used to come to town
Quite beyond the pale.

Seriously -- This used to make the local news when the circus was in town and I think at one point that they had to institute a lottery system due to the demand and numbers of folks that wanted it for their gardens
Weirdly enough, as I read that, I have a recollection of standing behind (not too, too near, but within whiff-sight distance) when Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey came to our little town, an adult elephant with his backside to me, at the precise moment he decided to drop a load. It seemed soccerball-sized, like a segment from a giant Tootsie Roll, and it made a thud as it hit the ground, splitting in half (and here is why I mention all this

) revealing that it had visible hay/grass-stuff mixed in it throughout. I was amazed. I'm not sure exactly what my ten-year-old mind expected elephant droppings would look like, but it wasn't a turd (
there, I used the word

) stuffed with hay/straw. I must add, however, nobody competed for the results of the bowel movements by the elephant, or any other circus prisoner, prol'y because very few of us had vegetable gardens in our little suburb.