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Postby 2railjon » Wed Sep 21, 2005 7:32 am

A great site: :D
http://www.crisny.org/not-for-profit/ra ... chronology

Back in the early 1950s, when steam power was being replaced with diesels at a rapid rate, it was often stated that "a steam engine will pull a train it can't start, while a diesel will start a train it can't pull." Though not strictly accurate, the statement did have a ring of truth to it, as I was to observe one day.

Having to conduct some business on the New York Central with our Alco representative at Harmon, I boarded train No. 90, the Chicagoan, at Schenectady one afternoon. This train was scheduled to stop only at Albany and Harmon before arriving at Grand Central. The NYC had issued the writer an annual pass, endorsed for freight trains and engines, so I climbed aboard the E-7 for the trip. At Poughkeepsie we made an unscheduled stop for a railroad official. Another train, possibly No. 144, the Laurentian, was in the station on track no. 4 for its scheduled stop. Its motive power was a J-3a Hudson with a PT (14 wheel "centipede") tender. The other train started just as we arrived, and was clear of the station by the time we got started again. The diesel electric's superior acceleration at low speeds enabled us to catch up with but not quite overtake the Hudson. At about 70 mph the Hudson's engineman must have "hooked her up" because she pulled away from us as pretty as you please until she had to slow down for her next station stop. Where but on a four track railroad such as the New York Central could you see a "great train race"?

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Postby penncentral8885 » Wed Sep 21, 2005 10:25 pm

I don't know about the sand dome jon, I grew up PRR and as a kid NYC stuff was forbiddon on my Lionel layout,,,,,,,,It's a long story.
Anyway I'm sure somebody out there knows,,,
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Postby Tramp » Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:20 pm

We grilled the marinated tuna steaks last night over hot coals. WILD tuna. WILD! Tonight it's crab rangoon. What the hell is rangoon?

Any hobos still above water in this country? At least Gog is finally getting closer. If the shrub ranch is washed away, I'm taking all the hobos out for a swampy (wet) bush party. My treat!

Oh. Beer? Stella Artois. What the hell do these Belgiums know about beer? They've only been brewing since 1366. Newbies.

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Postby Tramp » Thu Sep 22, 2005 8:32 pm

Rangoon--good. Beer--good. Hendrix--god.


“Hack, check that shit. Looks like the road goes right into the water. Weird trick, huh? They call that a mirage, you know. You ready?” Jimmy shook his head, and Luke dredged another Bud from the cubes, the icy water dripping on the mat of black hair covering his chest. Luke wasn’t big on shirts either, and with the amount of hair covering his torso, he didn’t need one. “Someone should make a cooler you just plug into the cigarette lighter. ‘Course we got the blaster plugged in there now so we’d need two sockets.” He drummed the dash. “Electric Jimmy. Fucker could work that thing.” He had Hendrix decibeled to distortion on the CD player they’d bought at Circuit City leaving Dover. He’d spent forever in the mall, picking up about every imaginable thing in the place, including a pair of two-hundred-dollar sunglasses, waiting for Jimmy to pay. Jimmy hated malls.
“Turn that down a little.”
Luke glanced over, stopped drumming on the dashboard. “You had that zombie dungeon metal crap ‘bout this loud.”
“Yeah, but this is the fourth time you played that.”
“Hack, it’s James Marshall Hendrix. He wasn’t a mortal, he was a god.” But Luke thumbed the lever, the volume retreating infinitesimally. Suddenly, he grabbed Jimmy’s shoulder. “That’s a tunnel up ahead.”

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Postby Roscoe » Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:09 pm

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Postby 2railjon » Sun Sep 25, 2005 6:50 am

“Hack, it’s James Marshall Hendrix. He wasn’t a mortal, he was a god.” But Luke thumbed the lever, the volume retreating infinitesimally. Suddenly, he grabbed Jimmy’s shoulder. “That’s a tunnel up ahead.”

:D :D :D :D Tramp, in my humble opinion, one of the most hilarious parts of your novel!!!!!!
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Postby Tramp » Sun Sep 25, 2005 9:40 am

Jon, I just rewrote the entire novel with D. I added over 4,500 words and of course changed many others. I like the tunnel scene a lot now. If you want me to post it, just holler.

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Postby 2railjon » Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:55 am

HOLLER!!! HOLLER!! HOLLER HOLLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :wink:
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Postby Tramp » Sun Sep 25, 2005 12:32 pm

They’d decided to follow the coastline and stay clear of as many cities as possible. Luke wanted to see the Atlantic, and it also had the benefit of keeping their cop exposure to a minimum. Jimmy took the wheel since Luke couldn’t seem to hold the wagon anywhere near the speed limit, usually letting it creep up to over eighty. By noon, they were crossing the Chesapeake Bay on an endless bridge, miles and miles of highway suspended over the gentle chop of ocean.
“Hack, check that shit. Looks like the road goes right into the water. Weird trick, huh? They call that a mirage, you know. You ready?” Jimmy shook his head, and Luke dredged another Bud from the cubes, the icy water dripping on the mat of black hair covering his chest. Luke wasn’t big on shirts either, and with the amount of hair covering his torso, he didn’t need one. “Someone should make a cooler you just plug into the cigarette lighter. ‘Course we got the blaster plugged in there now so we’d need two sockets.” He drummed the dash. “Electric Jimmy. Fucker could work that thing.” He had Hendrix decibeled to distortion on the CD player they’d bought at Circuit City leaving Dover. He’d spent forever in the mall, picking up about every imaginable thing in the place, including a pair of two-hundred-dollar sunglasses, waiting for Jimmy to pay. Jimmy hated malls.
“Turn that down a little.”
Luke glanced over, stopped drumming on the dashboard. “You had that zombie dungeon metal crap ‘bout this loud.”
“Yeah, but this is the fourth time you played that.”
“Hack, it’s James Marshall Hendrix. He wasn’t a mortal, he was a god.” But Luke thumbed the lever, the volume retreating infinitesimally. Suddenly, he grabbed Jimmy’s shoulder. “That’s a tunnel up ahead.”
“Yup.”
“I ain’t so keen on tunnels. You better pull over.”
“What do you mean?”
“Just that. I can’t handle tunnels.”
“Can’t handle them?” His shoulder was starting to throb.
“No way I can go through that tunnel. It’s a Nam thing.”
“You serious?”
“Dead.”
Jimmy eased their speed. “Can you let go of my shoulder?”
He released it, and feeling began to return to Jimmy’s arm.
“Hack, we gotta go back. Turn around.”
“It’s hours and hours.”
Luke nodded, clutched his beer, and continued to stare at the tunnel mouth. “Tell me this! Why the **** would they drop the bridge down into a tunnel in the middle of the ocean? That’s juss crazy. What’s wrong with keeping the bridge above? Tell me that.”
“This way the boats can get across.”
“**** the boats!”
“It’s only a short tunnel. Can’t you close your eyes or something?”
“It’s under water for ****’s sake! Goes right into the damn ocean.” Luke’s face, for Luke, was blanched, and he was breathing as if his breath were choking him. “Hack, I was buried alive over there. Seven hours before they found me.”
Jimmy turned into the visitor’s center parking lot as far away as possible from the stone building that housed the tunnel entrance. He shut off the music and arranged the brand-new beach towel—it had a Bud girl in bikini printed on it—over the cooler. Who knew when a cop might show up? He asked Luke for the map and studied it, calculating the distance. “Six hours.” He began tidying up the car—beer bottles; CD wrappers and CDs; four different chopper magazines; snack bags for chips, beer nuts, Slim Jims, Gummi Worms, and Cheese Waffies; boom-box packaging and plastic mall bags—and carried the litter to a trash bin. Luke sat there, his eyes still fixed on the darkness, not even drinking his beer. With the wagon reorganized and the oil checked, Jimmy slumped in behind the wheel again, the sun near noon, burning, but the breeze from all the open water cool. Motorists kept pulling in and parking, whole families disembarking near the visitor center.
“Let’s head back,” said Jimmy. “It means going through Baltimore, D.C., and Richmond though.”
“Hack?”
“Yeah.”
“I think I can do it, man. It’s just about a minute, right? One ****** tunnel.”
Jimmy stayed quiet. He wasn’t going to say a word. Luke rolled a spliff the size of a small megaphone. The end when ignited looked like the taillight of a finned Cadillac. He worked it down, the breeze carrying the dense clouds out the window. Some of the tourists probably thought the wagon was on fire.
“Okay, Hack, I’m ready, man.” He gripped the door handle, his eyes blinking madly, moisture glistened along the sides of his nose. Jimmy started the Impala and goosed the accelerator, the car leaping across the lot. He careened onto the highway right in front of a truck, air horn bleating angrily, and hammered toward the black orifice. He avoided glancing at Luke. “Oh, ****,” said Luke. “Mother of God.” They blasted down into the tiled cocoon and Luke screamed, one prolonged roar of terror. Then they were headed up and into the sunlight again, and Jimmy eased his foot on the pedal. Luke lay back in the seat panting, sweat beaded in his heavy brows and chest hair, dripping from his nose, his do-rag wet. A nasty armpit funk assailed Jimmy’s nostrils.
“I did it. Hack, I did it! But I tell you what brother—never again.” He was beaming now, started to laugh, slapping his knee. “How ‘bout it? Home free. The sun never felt so good.” He inhaled the air as deeply as a prisoner released from solitary after ten years. He reached back into the cooler, twisted open two frosties, handed Jimmy one, and nearly drained his. “It’s amazing what you can overcome if you set your mind to it, man, but that nearly killed me.” He rotated for another beer, wiped his brow with cooler water, turned back forward. His face crumbled and he dropped the unopened bottle. “No ****** way!” Jimmy slammed the accelerator to the floor. Luke only muttered as they charged the second tunnel.

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Postby 2railjon » Sun Sep 25, 2005 6:22 pm

Tramp!! What a freakin' hoot!!!!! :lol: :lol:
Thanks for sharing!!! :D
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Postby Tramp » Mon Sep 26, 2005 8:25 pm

Any lads around tonight? I been shooting 9 ball with my baby.

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Postby 2railjon » Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:32 pm

What a coincidence!!! Beer number 9!!!!!!!!! :D
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Postby Tramp » Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:41 pm

See? Life does have meaning. I knew it!

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Postby penncentral8885 » Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:00 pm

Hey Tramp,,,Great story man!! Myself and the other supervisor at work read it last night and laughed our ***'s off!
I hope you didn't miss your calling in life!
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Postby Tramp » Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:23 am

Penn, it's actually a section of a chapter of my third novel in a trilogy. Here's how it starts:

HOLED UP
Prologue

Slap . . . smack . . . slap.
“Hack, why ya wavin’ your hands around so much?”
“These Florida mosquitoes. Kinda insane.”
“What?—the bugs? Ignore ‘em.”
They’d rented a boat for a couple hours. Luke wanted one run by to see if anything had changed. No surprises. They’d loaded in their fishing gear, Jimmy insisting on his ridiculous neon long-bill, and they set off an hour before twilight. The boat crawled up the torpid water of the inlet as Luke studied the topographical map, Jimmy mesmerized by the symmetrical reflections along the shore. He knew it was mere physics but was still enthralled.
Luke folded the map. “Okay, think I got it.” He pushed the throttle forward and motored toward the waterway. As they rounded the tip of the land-fill peninsula, the chop began, and he punched the throttle, the canvas canopy flapping above them, the muggy wind on their faces. Jimmy gripped the seat and fixed his eyes on the horizon, bug bites a secondary concern.
“How long we gonna be in this kind of water?” he said.
“What do you mean, this kind?”
“With waves.” He pointed.
“You call them waves? Just wait.”
And sure enough, as larger craft roared by, the rolling wake attacked their boat. It lurched madly, and Jimmy felt as if he were on a carnival ride. A twisted one.
“You okay?” said Luke, after ten minutes of turbulence.
Jimmy nodded, didn’t dare speak.
“You look a little tweaked behind that mustache.” Luke chuckled in his subwoofer way. “That thing is too funny. You should see yourself. You look like a Mexican bandito vacationing in Hawaii. Hack who only wears black. Hey—rhyme.” Jimmy also wore a long-sleeved shirt to cover his tattoos, jeans and boots, the whole getup itchy, sweat running from his armpits.
Luke, the human black bear, rotated the wheel, the boat leaned precariously, and Jimmy almost stuck his head over the side. “Hack, you aren’t seasick, are ya?” Jimmy shook his head—slowly. “You sure? You damn well look it. Kinda green like.”
“You got tunnels—this is mine.”
“Gotcha. For a second back there I worried it was the yips, but I know you better. Hang on, almost there, buddy.”
Within minutes the water was calm again. The lights of a few estates jiggled gold lines into the inlet, the humid early dusk closing in with a drape of ultramarine and rose. Luke slowed the craft, and the dissonance of bugs intensified. Jimmy let the mosquitoes feed.
“Feelin’ better?”
He nodded though he wasn’t.
“Good man. Hack, I didn’t know you had any weaknesses.” He throttled back even further, the engine a muted chug. “Lights are on, flag is out. Good sign. Must mean he’s home. There was no flag two months ago.”
“So that’s it?”
“That’s it.”
Wendell Alden’s house was a confused array of dormers, too many windows, balconies, columns, and angles, painted a coral pink with white trim, some kind of tile on the variety of roofs, the whole water edge of the property fronted by three hundred feet of sturdy dock, probably teak. The landscaping was unnaturally pristine—the lawn around the lighted pool like a fresh crew cut dyed a synthetic green, fronded plants spraying from enormous terracotta urns the only sign of life, even the American flag hung limp at the pole, which was a fake schooner mast. Just seeing the place and thinking of how Chevalier had lived—the couple of rented rooms in San Francisco, the decrepit house on the Oregon coast—it made Jimmy want to get the thing done, now.
“No guards,” he whispered, “and it looks like he’s in. Should we hit?”
“We don’t have the art.”
“I don’t need it.”
“Patience, Hack. Tomorrow.”
He was letting emotion confuse him. The memory of Chevalier did that.
“Besides, there’s a guard somewhere.”
One appeared out of the pool house. He walked toward them and came out onto the dock, folded his arms across his chest, making the bulge of his gun obvious. “You’re not allowed here.”
“Sorry,” said Luke, keeping his face down. He turned the boat, goosing the motor a little. When they were out of earshot, he said, “Fuckhead. Now I got something to look forward to tomorrow. And the tide’ll be perfect. We’re lucky.”
They headed back out into the channel, Luke assuring Jimmy he was keeping the boat as level as possible. As they reached the inlet for the rental place, the swell eased and Jimmy said, “You think Alden’ll be there tomorrow?”
“Got to be.”
“And if he isn’t?”
“We wait. He’s gotta sleep at some point. It’s just a chance we got to take. What’re we gonna do? Call and say we got a flower delivery, is Mr. As*hole at home? Everybody knows that ruse by now. This is risky, but it’s clean. Besides, with you wearing that mustache, we gotta have God on our side.”


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