Hobo Jungle

[2railjon]

Underberg is an all-natural digestive bitter; 150-year old family recipe; Made from the finest natural herbs; Naturally stimulates digestion after a meal ...

[Tramp]

Cures just about anything except blue balls.

[clouser]

My one and only experience with Jager:
At my wifes christmas party we were doing shots, she left and went home...I of course stayed

Well after a mandatory visit to a couple of girlie bars, they put me on the patco hi speed line.

I traveled it to my stop in NJ, didnt get off, rode back to philly almost got off, back to jersey, finally got off.

walked home and left my car in the lot. got home , fell into bed, My pager was going off and i couldnt even answer it.

that stuff was dangerous

[2railjon]

[San Diegan]

Jon,

This is why some people come unglued at the thought of having daughters.

San

[2railjon]

WHEW!!!! It's freakin' hot down here. Blazing hot. Gotta go find a fat chick and stand in her shade hot!!!
Who's drinking early?

[Tramp]

Jon, that shot looks awful familiar.

Dennis, because some women like it when you stay hard for days.


It was very hot here too yesterday. A buddy of mine brought over a large tin of Beluga Caviar and two bottles Vive Cloquet. We grilled chicken souvlaki and drank beer. No fireflies. Quite a night though. My buddy tried to skateboard home and kept falling. Very funny. His wife had run off after he said he preferred a maple tree to her.

[2railjon]

LOL, Tramp!! Not grilling anything quite as fancy down here. Just BBQ-ing a couple of opossums with some of my father-in-law's corn squeezings.

[San Diegan]

His wife had run off after he said he preferred a maple tree to her.

Was that just for tonight or a more permanent situaltion?

San

[Tramp]

Jon, opussums sound damn fancy to me.

San, I pray not. But one thing I know. His morning sucked. And not by her.

Dennis, they get blue as a two ball.

[Tramp]

Here are Tramp's comments while we watched the new Star Wars:

(ps. this is daisy)

"What are all these planets everywhere?"

"Is everybody gay but me?"

[2railjon]

LOL!!! Tramp, Come to the dark side. I just could never get into Starwars. The closest I ever came was Spaceballs.

[2railjon]

At least their space ship kicked ***!!!!!!

[2railjon]

Ahhh, yes! Nothing like getting drunk and "tapping" the old maple tree.

[Tramp]

**&&&%%%442@#$%^&N! He has me tied up. Like totally. I'm S^%$%^&*O sore, you know. O#%^$ch. What is it with you train [Engin#$%^&e] Fellows??????


(Uggggh, Daiasyyry)