Hobo Jungle

[Tramp]

Sometimes beer is even better than you think.

[capt_turk]

The onlyest thing better'n beer is corn squeez'ns!

[2railjon]

I love this song.

Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me
About you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area
Maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys
Maybe even in the colon
We don't know

I'm just a regular joe
With a regular job
I'm your average white
Suburbanite slob
I like football, and porno, and books about war
I've got an average house
With a nice hardwood floor
My wife, and my job
My kids, and my car
My feet on the table
And a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
Oh no, no way, uh uhh
No, I gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow
In the ultra-fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an assshole
(he's an asssshole, what an assshole)
I'm an assshole
(he's an assshole, such an assshole)

I use public toilets
And I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?"

I'm an assshole
(he's an assshole, what an assshole)
I'm an assshole
(he's the worlds biggest assshole)

Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces
While handicapped people
Make handicapped faces

I'm an assshole
(he's an assshole, what an assshole)
I'm an assshole
(he's a big ****** assshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
...
NAAAHHHHH!

I'm an assshole
(he's an assshole, what an assshole)
I'm an assshole
(he's the world's biggest assshole)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable
Hot pink!
With whale skin hub caps
An all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby
At 115 miles per hour
Getting one mile per gallon
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the Commie flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why!
Two words: Nuclear Fuckin' Weapons
Okay!?
Russia, Germany, Romania
They can have all the Democracy they want
They can have a big Democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienemen Square
And it won't make a lick of difference
Because we got the bombs
Okay!?
John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen!
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke"
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well, multiply that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be
I'm gonna get "The Duke"
And John Cassavetes
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah
And a case of whiskey
And drive down to Texas
And-
(Hey, Hey! You know you really are an assshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal?
You know, the whole time I thought I was that assshole
And it turns out it was him
What an assshole!

I'm an assshole
(he's an assshole, what an assshole)
I'm an assshole
(he's the worlds biggest assshole)

A - SS - HO - LE!
Everybody!!
A - SS - HO - LE!

*dog barking noises*

I'm an assshole and proud of it!

[San Diegan]

Jon,

I can't seem to remember this episode of Gilligans Island? Can you?

http://www.ugoto.com/videos/go/sexyrealgilligansisland

San

[2railjon]

Bummer, San!! I could'nt open it because of some browser security level decompression crap!!!!!
Email me a pix of it if you can!!! Jon

[Tramp]

Beer?

[San Diegan]

You bet, Tramp. I have a thurst.

San

[Tramp]

San, it would be a pleasure to set you one up? What would you like?

[San Diegan]

A Pilsner, if possible, my good man.

I went to the hardwood store at lunch today and purchased some birch stock for cabinets in my teardrop trailer. I have my plan set out with templates. I have been measuring and marking. I am afraid to even start the table router as I don't want to ruin such nice wood. I wish Willy was here. He would know what to do.

Here is a picture of the trailer at a Rod Run in Sandpoint Idaho.



(I get around, as the Beach Boys would say).

The Tear (as we call them) is currently on a transporter between Cour d'Alene (where the chassis and body were fabricated) and here in Del Mar. What with work, I didn't have time to road warrior it back down and flew back without it.

I will be adding a set of drawers and cabinets above and to the back of the shelf that you see. I am also adding an interior cabinet for clothing and gear.

San

[2railjon]

San, I sent you an email from my cheesy work computer, I hope it makes it!!! That wood work is terrific!!! I wished I lived down the street from you seeing as I'm going to have to pay a cabinet maker to install a stereo/tv console in the livingroom for the wife!!!

[2railjon]

Tramp, Your new engine is the BEST ever!! Does it run better in TMCC mode or conventional mode?

[Tramp]

Jon, I have a problem with mine too. I can't seem to shut it off no matter what mode it's running in. Not that I mind much.

[2railjon]

Tramp, It's pactically impossible to shut down a Pittman Motor with a Dynamically Balanced Flywheel coupled to a Steel Ball Bearing Gear Box, not to mention the additional Chuff n' Puff Smoke !!!!!!!!!!!!

[capt_turk]

Oh my god, I'm in love!!! Check out the "no gag reflex" video at the same site as the Gilligains Island one.

[San Diegan]

Jon,

Didn't receive your e-mail. Try surfing to

www.ugogto.com

and searching for gilligan.


San