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P&R Pete · Postby **P&R Pete** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 7:43 pm

My left nut, for a Labatts.
Man, I'm dry.

Tramp · Postby **Tramp** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 7:51 pm

Pete! May I buy you one, though I can't use a left nut right now? Is there a bolt?

P&R Pete · Postby **P&R Pete** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 8:34 pm

Bud, your nuts are disproportionately WAY too big compared to my bolt.

I'll take the Labatts though, and thank you kindly.
I'm sucking thirsty!

Tramp · Postby **Tramp** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 8:44 pm

Being sucked dry is not a bad thing as long as you care for the suckee.

Sorry for the patter. One icy Labatts on the bar. Cheers!

Jackie Blue · Postby **Jackie Blue** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 8:44 pm

Petie, I'd like to know how you know all about Tramp's nuts and bolt. I'll join you all with a cold brew. My BBQ is tomorrow, complete with a frozen margarita machine! So far, at least 20 guests bringing the Southern-style side dishes. Yum!

BTW Tramp, it's in the 80's with high humidity here, but a cold front is on its way to make life a little better.

P&R Pete · Postby **P&R Pete** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 11:21 pm

JB, he's 'legend' up in those parts. Hell, we'd be walking to his local, and lady passers-by would be stumbling, dropping their stuff, walking into lamp posts. Frankly, it was alarming.

If I had an invite to your soiree, I'd tell you all about how them nuts and bolts work, but I hear you're a virgin. Hobos don't want nothin' to do with no virgins.

Thanks, Trampy. Hit the spot.

San Diegan · Postby **San Diegan** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 12:48 am

So far, at least 20 guests bringing the Southern-style side dishes. Yum!

Now that sounds fine. I love to cook and a gathering with good food is something I always relish. The best of times here at our home have always been focused on good friends and some fun with cooking.

I can do a darn good Southern spread with fried chicken, mashed potatoes, green peas, hush puppies, and cobbler.

I hope you have the best time tomorrow, Jackie.

San

Jackie Blue · Postby **Jackie Blue** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 1:00 am

Thanks San. If you can make it on such short notice, I'd love to have your company. You too, Pete, although that virgin thing is incorrect for several reasons, and two are sleeping over tonight.

P&R Pete · Postby **P&R Pete** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 1:12 pm

JB, it's just a temp thing. Before you know it, the moon will have swung to Libra.

And, regardless, I was undeceived. There's no way that a babe such as yourself would have lasted this long anyway.

2railjon · Postby **2railjon** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 4:03 pm

2railjon · Postby **2railjon** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 4:05 pm

That was ****** hilarious!!!! I can't wait to read the warning label on my new chain saw!!!! :lol:

Tramp · Postby **Tramp** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 7:09 pm

Jon, if you charged a dollar a laugh, you'd have more brass engines than you could run.

Anyone want a drink?

Where's our postcard man?

How's the captain tonight?

Full moon soon? Tonight? Morrow?

Where are the virgins? Out getting laid again?

2railjon · Postby **2railjon** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 7:17 pm

Tramp, I'm still laughing, myself!! I'm friggen nuts!! :lol:

Yep!! SA here,please. Thanks for the cool weather you sent down today!! WOW!!

The beer making went excellent!! 5 gallons in the fermenting bucket.MMMMMMmmmmmmm.

Tramp · Postby **Tramp** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 7:26 pm

It's the hobos calmly watching the thing that added that pinch of salt that gives bubbles. Ever add just a few grains to your beer?

2railjon · Postby **2railjon** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 7:40 pm

Always with draft beer. Bottled beer stands up pretty well without it. I don't know where I picked it up, but I just do it.
The aroma in the kitchen this morning was incredible! The thick sweet pungent smell of bitters, grains and malt, nice. :wink:

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