Hobo Jungle

[Rufus T. Firefly]

I've been working on a book deal. My first novel should be out in August if nothing goes wrong.

That's really great - I hope that it really all works out for you!!! Put me down for a signed 1st edition.

I have oft times thought about writing a bit of fiction and it never gets past the mental blackboard planning stage.....

[Tramp]

May all the hobos have a wonderful Fourth.

[Shorty]

Well, its been quite a spell since I visited this old camp. It's good to find you here, Tramp. Congratulations on your book. You always could spin a good yarn. I'm really pleased for ya, bud.

Happy 4th to all!

Shorty

[kerr]

Happy Fourth of July to all of you.

[Shorty]

Mike, we haven't had the pleasure. I see you have some coffee going' --mind if I join ya? Have you seen Tramp this morning?

[sarge]

...and a Happy Fourth back at you all.

Sincere congratulations on the book, Tramp; somehow I know it will be just grand.

[kerr]

Mike, we haven't had the pleasure. I see you have some coffee going' --mind if I join ya? Have you seen Tramp this morning?

Hey Shorty, pull up a milk crate and add some of this here furrin' booze to yer joe. Dunno where it came from but its one of them wimmin's whiskies some guy called Glen Fiddich, goes good with coffee though. Tramp? He's around, so are a few of the other bo's, out checkin' the highway for summat to put on the barbecue later.

[Shorty]

Thank ye kindly. Don't mind if I do. What ever happened to partying over at Gomer's? We've had some real crazy times over there. I 'member one time wakin' up outside Gomer's between the old car and the brick wall. It took me 2 days to recover from that one!

[2railjon]

Happy 4th of July from Taji, Iraq!!!!!!! Have a few cold beers for me!!!!!!!!

[kerr]

On yer bike mate! Especial 4th of July salutations to you Jon. I shall put a sign in our new home's loo dedicated to you, it's graffiti I saw once in a London pub bog (another term for shitter).

'It's no good standing on the seat. The crabs in here can jump ten feet!'

[2railjon]

There's actually a UK company that makes a 1:48 Man-on-loo!!!!! Whodda thought?

[kerr]

Gotta show the wife that one. She asked me if I could find one of those overhead cisterns, they work great because of the extra pressure gain from the height. The old fashioned toilets had a much better flush than these new ones do and she also wants me to jack up the water pressure in our new house which uses a well and pump so I told her as far as I know the only way to do it is rig up a cold water tank in the attic and replumb the main feed from there. Gods! All this because having lived her whole life in various New York housing she's used to that sort of water pressure. Has never had a place of her own before (I have) so has no idea of what a tall order some of her suggested improvements are going to be. Never mind, our first electric bill should sort her out!

[hev52]

Martye, Good to see you here as well! Actually that's Tramp's flag tacked to his mansion!!!!! I still reside at my single-wide palace complete with Xmas decor.

There's my god damn beetle was wonderin' you the hell had it...............................

[hev52]

There's actually a UK company that makes a 1:48 Man-on-loo!!!!! Whodda thought?

Looks like Dirt man got him a new god damn shitter...........................

[hev52]

Hope everyone is havin' a great 4th of July. I is................................
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