Hobo Jungle

[Tramp]

Jim, I'm afraid I don't have a TV here in the holding cell or I'd love to watch the 500 and the 200.





Hobo Depression-era Survey

Okay, how many of you hobos bought your loved one a dozen roses? Price? Color? More than a dozen?

How many of you hobos are taking your loved one out for supper? Projected price?

Any jewelry or addition gifts?

Chocolate expense?

How familiar are you with the name Bushmills? What does it mean to you?


Thanks for answering. A free Atlas boxcar will sadly not arrive at your door for completing this questionnaire. We're in a bloody depression if you haven't noticed.

[rogruth]

Wife wants dinner tomorrow.[?] It will cost about $40.00 for two.Gave her a cheap card.

What is a Bushmills?

Iwill not be expecting the free car.

[2railjon]

Legendary Irish Whiskey.

[AG]

bushmill= bush powered
Umm. sound exact for valentine day.

Really I don't need a special day to say my wife how much I love her..
and she knows that.....
anyway I invited her today for a lunch....
A.

[2railjon]

The wife was given 2 dozen tulips, chocolate truffles, chocolate dipped strawberries, and a card.
I recieved a bottle of Evan Williams bourbon, two nice flatcars.

[Daisy]

I only have one thing to say and it's I shouldn't - but I'm gonna . . .

[AG]

Ok go head!!

[webenda]

She got two cheap cards (one from the cat) and lunch at Chili's, $19.97.

I got one cheap card and the pleasure of her company at lunch.

Jon,

Two flat cars? I am green with envy.

D,

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[2railjon]

Ancient Indian knowledge

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After They got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
'Kemosabe, look towards sky; what
you see?'

The Lone Ranger replies,
'I see millions of stars.'

'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of Galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be
approximately a quarter past Three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful , And we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it
seems we Will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?'

'You dumber than buffalo shit. Someone stole tent.'

[webenda]

Jon!!! LOL...

[The Dirt]

Jon and Tramp, LOL!

Valentine's Day, I sent my wife to work. How the H are we going to eat if she sits her *** around here all day like me?

I believe, two more cars, Jon's 4 track mainline is going to be in gridlock.

[2railjon]

I believe, two more cars, Jon's 4 track mainline is going to be in gridlock.

Pete's, that's the reason I'm adding a fifth line with sidings!!!!!
These Atlas 72/54 switches are just the ticket for the project!!!!!


Can we say the Daytona 500 is finally here?

[penncentral8885]

Can we say the Daytona 500 is finally here?

Yeah,,it's here,,but I'm going back to the dirt tracks for my racing fun!
Tired of the NASCAR BS!

[Tramp]

Rain.

[penncentral8885]

Yeah, Tramp!
Can't help that!
could have beeen a interesting ending!