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katy140
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Postby katy140 » Tue Mar 16, 2004 8:33 pm

Gosh bout time fer me to git goin over to de yard..my ride ta Ft Worth shuld be bout redy. Shor injoyd the day with all you bo's but caint miss de MoPac car over yonder.

See yawl down de tracks...oh by de way jist keep that box o grits an de bred..caint carry it all wid me.

If yee git down ta Del Rio luk me up in de Tex Mex beanery. An Tramp surry bout de photegraf.

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JimTT
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Postby JimTT » Tue Mar 16, 2004 9:35 pm

we got a gatherun her we does N I an't got nuf tabaca ta g-round. Plus I got me a hankerin fer some whiskey I do even though ma Maw id be mad as hell at me fur sayin so. But seein how shes past N al I'ma figurin we could jump the next drag down ta Chama cuz I nows a waitress down nair how'll spot me a at least a pint an probly a fifth. Al's I need is a swig er to..what deya say Boy's?

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Tramp
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Postby Tramp » Tue Mar 16, 2004 9:41 pm

TT, it's a fine day to drink whiskey (not whisky) 'cause ifn we get snakes--which can happen sometimes, though rarely with name-brand--we got Patrick to drive 'em out tomorrow. We should be fine at that! Let's take up a collection and get a bottle. I tried to get Katy to give up the lense, but he showed me different. How about it lads?
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That a life will be spent gaining inches,
When this distance is read in miles.

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Postby JimTT » Tue Mar 16, 2004 10:05 pm

well I hezates ta go N take the bill outa me shoe but seeins how Ima takein a likein ta you fellers I guess I chip in a saw buck fer whiskey long as i get me my fair share.

San Diegan

Postby San Diegan » Tue Mar 16, 2004 10:20 pm

Trampy, I have $2.57 from the change I found and the red haired widow woman that's been taking the literature and pictures to Willy promised me a lawn mowing job for a sawbuck. I'll get right on it. TT looks like he needs a drink real bad and if Willy ever figures out he's being taken in rather than romanced there won't be enough liquor in the Costco to calm him down. We better have something on hand.

Do you still have any of those slugs you was using in the Coke machine up at the Terrible Herbst gas staion? I know a way we can put them in the payphone and then call the operator for a refund. Heck, I know it's the code of the road that hobo's don't steal, but it's the phone company that we're clipping and our friends need a drink.

I hope it works out for katy140 and that dusky chica down at the Tex Mex Beanery. I had a Mexican girlfriend once and she left me with good memories. Hace Calor.

San
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Postby Tramp » Tue Mar 16, 2004 10:21 pm

"TT, you just got to drink quick to get your fair share. Remember to save a little room for tomorrow. Ifn you got some Irish blood. I only got a half, so I needn't worry much."

"San, bein it's a holiday, let's go to her. Maybe I can get a pool game going and double us up."
That a life will be spent gaining inches,
When this distance is read in miles.

Bindle Stiff
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Postby Bindle Stiff » Tue Mar 16, 2004 10:31 pm

Gee fellers, I got soused up an' cudn't fine my way ta the new camp!

It shore is nice ta see all your smilin' faces!

I sen' a telergram to Duf 'bout the new camp but he neffer sent nuthin' back. He's probably got hissef a gurl fren' an ain't got time fer his fren's. Come ta think uf it, thet wud sarve ol' Duffie right!

I gots just a small jar uv some pop-skull what wuz gif by Petey a' long time back what I fergot about. Iss a gud thang it didn't spoil!

Here haf a swaller or two! Pass it 'roun'!
Stiff

Jackie Blue

Postby Jackie Blue » Tue Mar 16, 2004 10:32 pm

Sorry I can't help out fellas. I used my last nickle on this cigar. Sure could use a drink, though! I've got the cottonmouth something fierce!

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Postby Bindle Stiff » Tue Mar 16, 2004 10:38 pm

You're shore lukin' pretty Jackie, thet Ceegar luks lak its got quite a few pufs lef in it.

Haf some a this nectar!
Stiff

San Diegan

Postby San Diegan » Tue Mar 16, 2004 10:42 pm

Well now, Stiffy's here. And Petey.

Trampy, this calls for a change in plans. I'm dumping the lawn mowing job and going with you to hustle pool. I used to pay for my beer by running tables in a place called the Nite Skool in Westwood. I have my arrows with me and what we don't make on the tables we can take off the Rich people playing 201 on the dart board.

To think an ill spent youth at the Teen Post (remember the "Great Society") in Barrio Logan equiped me with skills that led to this. Who would have known?

Jackie, you are a sight for sore eyes. Take that cigar out, smile for me, and I'll write bad checks on your command.

San
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Postby Tramp » Tue Mar 16, 2004 11:05 pm

San, didn't know you were a man of the cloth and cork. We should do well teaming up, get one of those rich college boys in a three-way 9 ball game.

Jackie, you're getting younger every day. That Texas sun sure gives a great tan. Way to go girl!

Bindle, Ain't you a sight fer sore feet.
That a life will be spent gaining inches,
When this distance is read in miles.

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Postby Hobo » Wed Mar 17, 2004 12:50 am

Hey dare fellow bo's, shorn is fine ta see ya'll agin. twas a long ruff ride herin, man dat der mud shore smellz good ta dis ol bo'. Mizz jackie ur a site for dis ol bo's eyez, yes m dat ur ar'. I seez we git a new camp heir and hope tis as frienly az frisco.
See the USA the Boxcar Way!!!

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Laz
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Postby Laz » Wed Mar 17, 2004 7:18 am

Nice to see the old camp is still smoking and the still is safe and sound. I must admit I gave in and trew my 18.00 on the table at the other place. But if the camp ends up here I will have to visit it every so often.

Cant take too many days with out a good swig of that stuff coming out of the still here.......
Keep them rolling

Laz
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Jackie Blue

Postby Jackie Blue » Wed Mar 17, 2004 8:43 am

Good to see you all rested this morning. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
No coffee for this Irish broad this morning. I'll take a cup of some Idaho Gold [TM] if anyone still has some.

Caith siar é is ná lig aniar é! =Toss it back and don't let it come back up (your liquor, that is).

Cheers!

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Postby Tramp » Wed Mar 17, 2004 8:50 am

Hey, Laz. Hey, Hobo. Great to see you lads around the fire. If Dufus ever shows, our hospitality will improve by that much. He's off inventing something new in the libation line.

Happy Saint Patrick's Day to everyone. Watch out though, too many amateurs out on a day like this.
That a life will be spent gaining inches,
When this distance is read in miles.


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