Hobo Jungle

[2railjon]

LMAO, Pete!!!!! Yuurck rather favors Hev with a beard. Ancestral relation, perhaps?????!!!!!

[2railjon]

Wonderful writing, Tramp!!! You are the "The Andy Griffith with lobsters.”












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[The Dirt]

Uncanny, ain't it?

Even if Yuurck is WAY more handso... well, never mind.

[hev52]

Naaaaaa don't think so.............................. Not an elephant herder here. Ya better git a bigger tractor thou for haulin' all that poop.The redhead anit' gonna like this.............................................
















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[2railjon]

A rather fine lookin' lass, Hev. But I'll admit if I met her in a bar back in my single days... I'd have to pass!!!!!(especially if she had the bag of dung next to her bar stool)





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[webenda]

We got our daughter Leah in an arranged-marriage. A guy named Yuurck from Berzerkistan. Seemed like a stand-up guy.
On the plus side, we are getting 4 prize yaks, in trade...
...Cute couple, no?

Pete just got an e-mail from Yuurck's father. It said, "We liked the girl's profile. And her birth date is astrologically harmonious
with the boy's birth date. The boy is in good circus job in Mississippi and cannot come to Pennsylvania. The girl must relocate
to Mississippi. Signed, Ramish Gupta, the boy's father. P.S. The boy is a mahout, not an elephant boy."

[2railjon]

Nice try, Wayne!! We don't have any 7-11 stores here in Mississippi!!!!

[hev52]

Nice try, Wayne!! We don't have any 7-11 stores here in Mississippi!!!!

How about Piggley-Wiggley................................





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[Mitch]

Just what the hell do ya do on a Friday night when there's absolutely nothin' worth watchin' on the TV, the 50s-60s oldies station I listen to after 7pm is broadcastin' a local high school football game, with a friggin' 2 hour post game show, and ya just drank your last beer when you got home from work?


Why, go back and read 37 pages of the tractor thread! Man, we had us some times. (Except for Roger, the man seems to be obsessed with trains ), for some reason.

[rogruth]

Mitch,

Hey,you talkin' to me?YOU talkin' to ME?

I got nuttin' agin tractors.I even went to a tractor pullin' contest once.

Now I want to see a locomotive pullin' contest.

[Mitch]

Didja ever see those big diesel tractors at the pulls? Twin turbochargers and injectors 3 sizes bigger than original, and runnin' rpms that would make any normal diesel blow. Coal black smoke blowin' 50' in the air? Now, that's tractor pullin'.

[GP]

Just what the hell do ya do on a Friday night when there's absolutely nothin' worth watchin' on the TV, the 50s-60s oldies station I listen to after 7pm is broadcastin' a local high school football game, with a friggin' 2 hour post game show, and ya just drank your last beer when you got home from work?


Why, go back and read 37 pages of the tractor thread! Man, we had us some times. (Except for Roger, the man seems to be obsessed with trains ), for some reason.

Mitch,

Just don't go back and start reading the phone book or I will have to

send someone to your house with a case of beer.

GP

[Mitch]

Now I want to see a locomotive pullin' contest.

How the hell are ya gonna judge that. What do ya do? Put 300 hundred ton hoppers behind a pair of Dash 9s or 70s and see how far they git. Put them on a grade and last train to stall wins?

[rogruth]

They figured out how to race lawn mowers and how to do tractor pulls.Somebody will figure it out.You have a good start.

[Daisy]

You could always type "secretary legs" into youtube if there's nothing else to do.