Never question a Drunk!

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Honestly, I don't get it.

The gardener is doing the wife.....

[rogruth]

Honestly, I don't get it.

The gardener is doing the wife.....

And the maid.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

..but why would the wife so readily agree about the raise?

[HONDO74]

..but why would the wife so readily agree about the raise?

Because the wife doesn't want the husband to know she has been banging the gardener. The maid could tell the husband. The maid is blackmailing the wife to get a raise.

[rogruth]

Murph has never had anything like this happen in his life.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Murph has never had anything like this happen in his life.

That he knows about,

[MurphOnMillerAve]

..but why would the wife so readily agree about the raise?

Because the wife doesn't want the husband to know she has been banging the gardener. The maid could tell the husband. The maid is blackmailing the wife to get a raise.

Got it. Finally. Thanx.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Murph has never had anything like this happen in his life.

That he knows about,

stinker.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Murph has never had anything like this happen in his life.

Thanks, Roger.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Murph has never had anything like this happen in his life.

That he knows about,

stinker.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

[Rufus T. Firefly]

A little old Lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.

One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 bill would fall out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."

"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old Lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me, Officer."

"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. "Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no, no", said the old Lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought why not make the best of it? So, now I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20 or off it comes!'

"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Not everybody pays."

[HONDO74]

A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this". She goes downstairs. She finally comes back up to bed and her husband says, "The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?" The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard ... let's see how THEY like it!

[rogruth]

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Nothing like another dumb blond joke to brighten an otherwise gloomy, rainy day.........