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,,,HELL yes! and in the process of buyin' another!Penn, you do own a tractor, don't you?
Tramp ask
Penn, are you gay?
No,,but I am friends with some dudes that are though,,,,,,,hope that aint a problem!,,,,,,,,
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Turn to the dark side!,,,,Penn Central 1968-1976
"from there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.",,,,,Dr. Seuss
Turn to the dark side!,,,,Penn Central 1968-1976
"from there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.",,,,,Dr. Seuss
Penn, I think all my friends but two are gay.
Last time I ask for a poem.
Last time I ask for a poem.
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That a life will be spent gaining inches,
When this distance is read in miles.
When this distance is read in miles.
I gotst a pome...
(*cough-cough*)
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.
Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.
Well now its time to say good by to Jed and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back again to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality.
The end.
(*cough-cough*)
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.
Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.
Well now its time to say good by to Jed and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back again to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality.
The end.
No tornado's here. Just a lot of snow and now sleet which in turn is suppose to turn into frezzin' rain and all that shit................................................ 
Stay safe there Andre................................
How's it up your way Dirt.................................
hev
Stay safe there Andre................................
How's it up your way Dirt.................................
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If you want to find history, follow the train man..................
A Catholic Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in
the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that
the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English.
So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the
chief, "This is a tree."
The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."
The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little further and he points
to a rock and says, "This is a rock."
Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."
The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling
in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst
of heavy sexual activity.
The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a bike."
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them.
The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the
tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could he kill these
people in cold blood that way?
The chief replied, "My bike."
.
the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that
the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English.
So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the
chief, "This is a tree."
The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."
The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little further and he points
to a rock and says, "This is a rock."
Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."
The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling
in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst
of heavy sexual activity.
The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a bike."
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them.
The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the
tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could he kill these
people in cold blood that way?
The chief replied, "My bike."
.
Running that red block Charlie.
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