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Jon,
What are you doing back here? Come on in to Gomer's. I'll buy you a beer to celebrate my 1000th post. I do not know when it happened. I was not paying attention. I just noticed #1012 while I was over at the Big Boy Chime thread and celebrated by dancing like Mumbles in "Happy Feet." (Spilled my beer, dang it!)
What are you doing back here? Come on in to Gomer's. I'll buy you a beer to celebrate my 1000th post. I do not know when it happened. I was not paying attention. I just noticed #1012 while I was over at the Big Boy Chime thread and celebrated by dancing like Mumbles in "Happy Feet." (Spilled my beer, dang it!)
----Wayne----
Back when I was growing up, if you didn't start someth'n, there wouldn't be noth'n.
--Merle Haggard
Back when I was growing up, if you didn't start someth'n, there wouldn't be noth'n.
--Merle Haggard
Well it seems a fellow poster here has figured a way to end all the war and violence! Let me share Rodney Carringtons lyrics with you from his song:
Show Them To Me
Well it seems to me that this whole worlds gone crazy
theres to much hate and killin goin on
but when i see the bare chest of a woman
my worrys and my problems are all gone
no one thinks of fightin, when they see a topless girl
baby if you would show yours to, we could save the world
show them to me, show them to me
unclasp your bras and set those puppy free
they'd look a whole lot better without that sweater baby I'm sure you'll agree
if you got, two fun bags,
show them to me
I don't care if they don't match or if ones bigger then the other
you could show me one, and ill imagine the other
even if your really old, theres nothing wrong
don't be sad your boobs ain't bad, there just a little long
show them to me, show them to me
lift up your shirt and let the whole world see
just this row, show your globes and a happy man I'll be
if you got, those chi chi's,
show them to me
I've met a lot of them, but never one I hated
even if you had thirteen kids and you think they look deflated
theres no such thing as a bad breast, i belive this much is true
if your a big fat woman im a titty fan and id love to see yours toooo
show them to me, show them to me
just like the girls gone wild on T.V.
just lean back and show your back and ill be in ecstasy
if you got two casabas
show them to me
all the world will live in harmony
it'al do yea good, it'al give me wood, we'll make history
if you love your country, I'm gonna say it one more time,
i said if you love your country yea
then stand up and show them big old boobies to me
Show Them To Me
Well it seems to me that this whole worlds gone crazy
theres to much hate and killin goin on
but when i see the bare chest of a woman
my worrys and my problems are all gone
no one thinks of fightin, when they see a topless girl
baby if you would show yours to, we could save the world
show them to me, show them to me
unclasp your bras and set those puppy free
they'd look a whole lot better without that sweater baby I'm sure you'll agree
if you got, two fun bags,
show them to me
I don't care if they don't match or if ones bigger then the other
you could show me one, and ill imagine the other
even if your really old, theres nothing wrong
don't be sad your boobs ain't bad, there just a little long
show them to me, show them to me
lift up your shirt and let the whole world see
just this row, show your globes and a happy man I'll be
if you got, those chi chi's,
show them to me
I've met a lot of them, but never one I hated
even if you had thirteen kids and you think they look deflated
theres no such thing as a bad breast, i belive this much is true
if your a big fat woman im a titty fan and id love to see yours toooo
show them to me, show them to me
just like the girls gone wild on T.V.
just lean back and show your back and ill be in ecstasy
if you got two casabas
show them to me
all the world will live in harmony
it'al do yea good, it'al give me wood, we'll make history
if you love your country, I'm gonna say it one more time,
i said if you love your country yea
then stand up and show them big old boobies to me
Running that red block Charlie.
Great song to apply to some young air-headed college girls, but I don't think it'll fly. 
Well, wait a minute. With some of the political candidates they support, maybe some of them would actually believe it!
Well, wait a minute. With some of the political candidates they support, maybe some of them would actually believe it!
If you agree with the Progressives, it's freedom of speech. If you disagree, it's hate speech. There are no alternatives.
webenda wrote:Jon,
What are you doing back here? Come on in to Gomer's. I'll buy you a beer to celebrate my 1000th post. I do not know when it happened. I was not paying attention. I just noticed #1012 while I was over at the Big Boy Chime thread and celebrated by dancing like Mumbles in "Happy Feet." (Spilled my beer, dang it!)
I'm creepin' up on ya, Wayne, but I usually don't spill my beer 'til after the second 6 pack.
If you agree with the Progressives, it's freedom of speech. If you disagree, it's hate speech. There are no alternatives.
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