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Re: Seen in Print

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Thu Jun 21, 2018 3:23 pm

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
MurphOnMillerAve wrote:Maybe :) that's all why I lost my gall bladder in 2015 :shock: (??????????????) :( (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) :roll:


Doubtful.

The surgeon told my wife, after the surgery, when telling her about the Laparoscopic cholecystectomy, when describing the gall bladder, "It was dead." !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. Since I was in hospital for that procedure and a bleeding esophageal ulcer, both taken care of upon the occasion of that rush-to-the-ER visit , I opted for a T.U.R.P. (#3 ) too.

I love hospitals. They fix me up and save me. But I am scaredshitless when rushing to them for salvation, repairs and whatnot. :mrgreen:

P.P.S. I have no idea why I am sharing all this gore with you guys. The twaddle is getting too deep. :oops:

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Re: Seen in Print

Postby HONDO74 » Thu Jun 21, 2018 3:27 pm

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up148 wrote:Yeah, but that's still a sh*tload of sodium in one small burger.


You should read the labels on the backs of most of the bottles of anything you might eat or cook with then - it's pretty amazing what's in salad dressings and various bottled cooking sauces



The figure I posted about the sodium content came directly from McDonalds website where they posted the calorie content of their items.

i was at the market one day with my brother and he was getting some ready made guacamole and he said I like this one the best because it doesn't turn brown. I said there is a reason for that, it doesn't have any avocado in it. Read the label. it's all chemicals. :lol:

My brother passed away last year. But he was 96

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Re: Seen in Print

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Thu Jun 21, 2018 3:27 pm

rogruth wrote:I'm still waiting for that one-a-day pill that was written about 60-70 years ago that would provide all we need to live. :roll: :wink: :)

It would be just my luck that the one I'd be able to take would have to be taken rectally.

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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Thu Jun 21, 2018 3:36 pm

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Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
up148 wrote:Yeah, but that's still a sh*tload of sodium in one small burger.


You should read the labels on the backs of most of the bottles of anything you might eat or cook with then - it's pretty amazing what's in salad dressings and various bottled cooking sauces


The figure I posted about the sodium content came directly from McDonalds website where they posted the calorie content of their items.


30% is not the same as 30% of your recommended daily intake. 30% by weight would kill you.

i was at the market one day with my brother and he was getting some ready made guacamole and he said I like this one the best because it doesn't turn brown. I said there is a reason for that, it doesn't have any avocado in it. Read the label. it's all chemicals. :lol:


Technically, everything really is just all chemicals.

My brother passed away last year. But he was 96


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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Tom Dempsey » Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:36 pm

MurphOnMillerAve wrote:
rogruth wrote:I'm still waiting for that one-a-day pill that was written about 60-70 years ago that would provide all we need to live. :roll: :wink: :)

It would be just my luck that the one I'd be able to take would have to be taken rectally.


Wouldn't the person who was administering the pill be the one with the worse luck?

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Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:58 pm

Tom Dempsey wrote:
MurphOnMillerAve wrote:
rogruth wrote:I'm still waiting for that one-a-day pill that was written about 60-70 years ago that would provide all we need to live. :roll: :wink: :)

It would be just my luck that the one I'd be able to take would have to be taken rectally.


Wouldn't the person who was administering the pill be the one with the worse luck?

Hhmmmmm, let me think about that.. :shock: .....I guess it depends on perspective. :? How long the ordeal (for both) would be would be a factor, too. :oops:
Ok. You convinced me. :mrgreen:

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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:15 pm

Tom Dempsey wrote:
MurphOnMillerAve wrote:
rogruth wrote:I'm still waiting for that one-a-day pill that was written about 60-70 years ago that would provide all we need to live. :roll: :wink: :)

It would be just my luck that the one I'd be able to take would have to be taken rectally.


Wouldn't the person who was administering the pill be the one with the worse luck?


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Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Thu Jun 21, 2018 10:05 pm

No thanx.

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Postby Tom Dempsey » Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:11 pm

Seems almost unbearable to me.

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Re: Seen in Print

Postby webenda » Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:24 pm

rogruth wrote:I'm still waiting for that one-a-day pill that was written about 60-70 years ago that would provide all we need to live. :roll: :wink: :)

Here you go Roger, Mann al-Sama from Northern Iraq.

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The main ingredient just falls from the sky. People go out in the morning and collect it. Then it is cleaned, boiled, and milled; flavored with cardamom, stuffed with nuts, and shaped into large chewy balls: Mann al-sama or, in English, Manna from Heaven. One a day and you are good to go.
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby webenda » Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:42 pm

MurphOnMillerAve wrote:...I lost my gall bladder... :shock: (??????????????) :( (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) :roll:

That seems like a strange thing to lose. Is it common, I mean, for people to lose their gallbladder? I actually have never seen mine, so if I did lose it, how would I know what to look for? Should I have mine checked... in case I have already lost it and didn't notice it missing?
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:25 am

webenda wrote:
MurphOnMillerAve wrote:...I lost my gall bladder... :shock: (??????????????) :( (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) :roll:

That seems like a strange thing to lose. Is it common, I mean, for people to lose their gallbladder? I actually have never seen mine, so if I did lose it, how would I know what to look for? Should I have mine checked... in case I have already lost it and didn't notice it missing?

Apparently, it had been long-gone before I had arranged for its removal. And as far as knowing when it has become defective or dead, oh, believe me, you will know, though you may suspect, as I did , that you are having a heart-related episode. I would wish the pain on nobody ,and certainly not you, Wayne.

Before my episode, I never gave my gall bladder any thought. Then, on a trip quite a distance from home, to Upstate NY, after a long hike, I returned to the motel, ate, and attempted to sleep. That attempt lasted for the entire night, with pain starting and remaining in the center - it seemed - of my torso, then radiating over my left shoulder to the center of my back, accompanied by a sustained stomach ache and vomiting.

Early the next morning, I walked downstairs to the night clerk's desk and announced I thought I was having a heart attack. He asked if I wanted an ambulance, but I declined , saying I'd attempt to drive myself to the hospital, which was nearby (couple of miles.)

When I entered the ER, I announced to the Admissions nurse that I thought I was having a heart attack. That motivated them super fast into a whole series of tests, etc. While speaking to one of the nurses, I mentioned the vomiting. She reacted to that strongly, asserting she suspected the vomiting did not indicate a heart episode but, rather, gall bladder problems.

Further tests indicated the gall bladder so they scheduled me for surgery right away. They contacted my wife, at my request. I told her and the attending physician that I would travel the 3-4hrs homeward for such surgery, to my own familiar hospital and doctors. I did not want my widfe inconvenienced with a desperate drive alone to join me Upstate and possibly find a corpse waiting for her, and then having to deal with that problem - alone. The startled doctor said, and I quote her exactly, "You'll die at the side of the road! You need this surgery NOW."

I declined, signed out, called the motel, saying Goodbye, and hit the road, having been assure it was not my heart that was the problem.

I have a theory that the gall bladder's decline and demise had been signaled by a series of "heartburn" events I had been having for several months, after even simple snacks of ice cream or bowls of cereal. So, Wayne, is persistent heartburn a signal from your gall bladder that you are in trouble? I leave the answer to that question to my betters. I don't even know if a gall bladder can be "checked," as you mentioned.
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby rogruth » Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:38 am

Murph,
My wife had a gall bladder "incident" @1990. She lost 25 pounds of weight, from 100 d0wn t0 75. Local doctors were not sure of the cause, sent her to the Mayo Clinic in Jacksonville, Florida. After three days there and nothing being found we came home. A Savannah doctor was recommended. By now we
would have gone to a faith healer. Savannah Doc ran a few test and after a 30 minute visit said it was her gall bladder. That was it. Gained weight back and no more problems for nearly 20 years.
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby up148 » Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:39 am

Pregnancy and Women:

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I’m two months pregnant now, when will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine baby’s sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.
A: So what’s your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you’re pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word ‘alimony’ means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

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Re: Seen in Print

Postby HONDO74 » Fri Jun 22, 2018 10:09 am

Mann al-Sama

But where does it come from?

There are certain varieties of trees in Northern Iraq which give out sap after being punctured by insects. This sap falls off the tree, covering leaves on the ground; it is then scraped off the leaves, cleaned, boiled, and milled; flavored with cardamom, stuffed with nuts, and shaped into large chewy balls: Mann al-sama.

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