Hobo Jungle

[Tramp]

Cleaning track? Never heard of it. I thought that was for the smaller scales.

[amalie]

Nothing that can't be fixed with a little Sterno and a loose match. Blazin' rail - and it keeps your weeds under control...

[edfigler]

Gomer
Set them up tonight, it on me tonight and give Hunter an extra large one .

[2railjon]

Hell, I'm in for a double Beam n' Coke if you're buyin'.

[gtfan]

I'll have a "perfect margarita." I don't mind having to tell the bartender (again) how to make it.

[edfigler]

Jon, what the heck, Gomer two round for everyone it on me.

[amalie]

Hey, Bartender, I'll take a perfect margarita, too. If Gomer's can't stir one, they actually make a pretty fair version at Appleby's

[gtfan]

He can now...I taught him how:

2 shots of Patron Gold tequila
1 shot of Cointreau
1 shot of Grand Marnier
4 oz fresh squeezed lime juice

Shake over ice.

Salt the rim of a margarita glass. Using a straw or stirrer, scrape the salt out of the inside of the rim (this keeps the drink from getting too salty.)

Fill the glass with crushed ice. Strain the mixture into the glass and garnish with a lime wedge or two (not one of those wimpy half slices.)

[Joe S.]

Y'all have any Yuengling on tap??
I would like to buy one for "Ole Norm C."

[Mitch]

Beer Thirty! I'm drinking alone at Petes, but I'm leaving money at the bar with the redhead so my BOs can have a drink on me. Later I'll saunter over to Gomer's. See you there. Mitch

[Tramp]

It's a good night. "Pete, Gnome, set up both houses."

[amalie]

I'll take one, or two...whose countin' anyway...

[P&R Pete]

Gomer, shot and a beer, please.

Hey, guys, Pete’s is closing down.
The damn hammer dropped.



Man, ain’t a wrench in the world gonna fix this 'loose nut'.



*Slug*…*guzzle*.
Had "The Home of the Shakin' Redhead" all set up and ready to go, but then we got a package in the mail with a dismembered camel leg in it! Holy crap! It weren’t a horse’s head, granted, but we knew we gotta get our business the hell outa town.
Just as well, anyway. Can’t be two hobo bars in the same town. Too confusing, and besides that, it just ain't right. Too much brotherhood to be had in Gomer’s and frankly, I missed it, and didn't feel like giving it up. We sold all the equipment off, the brass pole, the jello pit, etc., and sent all them dancer-nurses back to their day jobs.

I did save one thing from the creditors though, and I’d like to donate it to Gomers Pyle-N. It’s a likeness of the redhead, carved by a ‘tramp’-artist I know, (no names mentioned). Pretty damn good likeness of Her Redness, if I say so myself!
Mebbe Gomer can do what I was gonna do- put a jar by the lady, cost you hobos a dollar in the jar to help maintain the lady's 'patina'. , and Gomer can put the money toward buying us a pool table.



Damn glad to be back.

Glad to have Daisy home too.
Lemme raise my first tin cup to getting Free! Here's to you, D!!

[penncentral8885]

I just love a red head that shaves!,,,reminds me of an old girlfriend

[Tramp]

When does the Gnome open on a Sunday? I need something early today.

Pete, that redhead is the nuts. I'll have to get D to shoot my two.

Berk is running again thanks to Jon. I've got it chugging very slowly around the two sun-lit rooms. Those Atlas billboards look nice in the light.

Dennis, I must have the DTs. I swear the Gnome has smoke coming out its mouth.

I see no reason not to have two bars.