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Re: Seen in Print

Postby jw_clarke54 » Sun Nov 30, 2014 8:41 pm

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:If I ever return to academia, I must make a note to do this............................

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Had attest like that back in HS.THE Only instructions He sad were read the Whole thing front AND back! well I did not and then wondered why 3 people turned in their paper so quickly, read the back-last wording was " if You have filled in ANYTHING on this test You have just FAILED"!!! learn to read all instructions before Assembly! or taking a test :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Mon Dec 01, 2014 8:01 am

Retirement and going over to teaching for a few years is beginning to look like a fun option! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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As the literacy rate declines, you’ll ask yourself why the quality of life continues to deteriorate in ways large and small, and in almost every instance the answer will be: because people stopped reading.
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Tue Dec 02, 2014 8:03 pm

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As the literacy rate declines, you’ll ask yourself why the quality of life continues to deteriorate in ways large and small, and in almost every instance the answer will be: because people stopped reading.
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Wed Dec 03, 2014 9:34 am

Seems like there are a lot of "ahem" novel uses here............. :wink: :wink: Nudge! Nudge! Say no more!

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Re: Seen in Print

Postby rogruth » Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:49 pm

Rufus,

After you try some of the "novel" uses, let us know the results. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink: :D :D :D
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Wed Dec 03, 2014 7:17 pm

rogruth wrote:Rufus,

After you try some of the "novel" uses, let us know the results. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink: :D :D :D


I was going to let some of the more spry and mechanically minded "experiment" and report back to us....
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby rogruth » Wed Dec 03, 2014 7:40 pm

Good idea. :wink: :wink:
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Fri Dec 05, 2014 8:26 am

Would the retirees please confirm.......

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Re: Seen in Print

Postby rogruth » Fri Dec 05, 2014 9:04 am

I will not comment on the above. :roll: :roll: :oops: :oops:
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Arthur P. Bloom » Fri Dec 05, 2014 12:25 pm

Coulda used spell check.
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Fri Dec 05, 2014 12:55 pm

Arthur P. Bloom wrote:Coulda used spell check.


I would have, :wink: "Coulda"?
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby webenda » Fri Dec 05, 2014 1:36 pm

I have been retired for 6 years and nothing in the list is true for me.

Although I laughed at, "Verify that socks are indeed upon the feet before attempting to remove any wrinkles in them," my swollen feet and ankles preclude any wrinkles.

Although I wake up 3-4 times a day, it is no joy to find I have fallen asleep at the computer again. I often wonder why I don't fall out of the chair when sleeping. Perhaps the wide butt that goes with being overweight helps.

Nobody believes I am 72. One factor that hides my age is fat. Fat fills out wrinkles better than botox. Hmmm... come to think about it, I might be able to come up with a list on the topic of "The Joys of Being Overweight." Meghan Trainor wrote a song about the joy of size: < http://youtu.be/7PCkvCPvDXk >
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Arthur P. Bloom » Fri Dec 05, 2014 9:48 pm

I would have, :wink: "Coulda"?


I'm allowed to use "amurcan", because I know the correct English.

And it makes me feel superior to correct people, because I am next-to-perfect myslef.
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Big Jim » Sat Dec 06, 2014 9:31 am

Seen in yesterday's paper:

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But, these kids beat them to it years ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47p59c-euuU
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Sat Dec 06, 2014 9:50 am

Arthur P. Bloom wrote:
I would have, :wink: "Coulda"?


I'm allowed to use "amurcan", because I know the correct English.

And it makes me feel superior to correct people, because I am next-to-perfect myslef.


Indeed.....
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