Hobo Jungle

Daisy · Postby **Daisy** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 9:44 am

I can't believe someone ate Yves.

San Diegan · Postby **San Diegan** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 7:49 pm

Will,

Court and Spark was one of the finer albums by Joni. Rember that Joni doesn't ride on double decker buses because there's no driver on the top.

San

San Diegan · Postby **San Diegan** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 7:54 pm

Tramp,

You may as well wake up. Got something I have to talk to you about. Today I was shocked to discover that women of questionable reputation cavort with two rail, S-gauge, American Flyer Trains. Here's proof:

I am just shattered.

Thank goodness we are in O-gauge. That will never happen here.

San

Postby **Forum Moderator** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 8:03 pm

No matter how much she tempts me by wearing her nylon stockings, hiked up skirt and bullet bra, I'll never go over to two rail S-Gauge, American Flyer trains!
Bill

The Rock · Postby **The Rock** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 8:33 pm

Looks like she has one of those Madonna bras. :shock:

The Rock · Postby **The Rock** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 8:37 pm

Hey San,

You should post that picture on the OGR forum and see how long it stays there. :lol:

San Diegan · Postby **San Diegan** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 8:47 pm

Rock,

Finally, a reason to pay the $18 and get my very own Photo Album. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I'll be sure to let Mr. Melvin know you provided the inspiration.

Oh. Wait a minute. It's S-gauge, not O-gauge. That's not allowed there.

Sigh. That dog won't hunt.

San

Tramp · Postby **Tramp** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 9:38 pm

San, I'm simply crushed. And to think Jackie promised, over and over again! Hey, two-rail, three-rail, O, S, X, she's still a hobo in my heart.

R2Rocky · Postby **R2Rocky** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 9:41 pm

That lady reminds me of a visitor to an S Gauge meeting the Thursday before York. She began to disrobe because she was one of those dancers and someone had sent her as a birthday gift for someone. Only the guy wasn't there,the intended recipient hadn't showed up. Too bad for him. Nobody believed it afterward, it was an S gauger meetup after all.

Nowadays of course the FCC or FEC will fine you 500,000 or 5 million depending on how much you have to which party...ooops can't say that .IT IS NOT ALLOWED. The Martha Stewart example.

I need another Yuengling, keeping it in the family.

Jackie Blue · Postby **Jackie Blue** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 9:47 pm

Tramp, that's not me, but it looks like Mom! She told me once that a group of S gauge enthusiasts shanghaied her, got her drunk, held a gun to her head and made her pose with American Flyers. Here's the proof! Oh God, Mom!

Jackie Blue · Postby **Jackie Blue** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 9:55 pm

Come on Tramp! Women of "questionable reputation" and you think it's me? That's offending and a tired old double standard.

Speaking of tired old double standards, why is it I see a lot of fat, old men with large breasts going shirtless, but it's still against the law for women to do so? It ain't right, McGee!

Tramp · Postby **Tramp** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 10:14 pm

Jackie, I'm only responding to your present avatar. What else do I have? Besides, I believe San wrote those words.

Your mom looks very becoming with trains.

Jackie Blue · Postby **Jackie Blue** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 10:22 pm

Would you prefer this avatar? Will you think more highly of me?

Actually, this here's a picture of Peter I borrowed.

San Diegan · Postby **San Diegan** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 10:39 pm

Jackie, I agree with you about the inequity in enforcement of indecent exposure laws. I propose that any male caught on the beach in Speedos with larger than a 32" waist be tarred, feathered, and forced to wear a burka for the remainder of his shabby life.

San

Jackie Blue · Postby **Jackie Blue** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 10:40 pm

This one's for you San!

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