Model Train Journal

Now that's gonna take a LOT of Bondo to fix!

You know, a great train accessory would be to have a Pinto rear-ended by a Vega. A red light would glow under the Pinto and a smoke unit would kick in.

Or maybe we could have Ralph Nader driving a Corvair that flips over!

Tramp, I've been around but have not posted as much lately. I haven't had anything constructive train-wise to introduce and I'm bored with the forum wars. I made the mistake of mentioning that I felt that the OGR stuff was old news and was politely told I didn't have to read it. Fair enough, I'll st...

Hey Pete, a belated happy birfday to ya! :D I gotcha this here pork chop . . . had to take it away from some mutt, ain't tore up too bad though an I warshed it off in the ditch. Sorry 'bout the gift wrap. Couldn't find the funny papers in th' dumpster, so I used the sports section. Let's all sang Ha...

Got a good story I heard down at the mission last week. Seems there wuz this preacher that was a mite long winded. (Can't imagine that, heh heh!). Anyway, he was on a long roll one Sunday and folks wuz squirmin' and checkin' their watches, 'til finally, one feller, just got up and headed for the doo...

Shore, Tramp. I got a mix of Prince Albert, dried corn silks, and somethin' else. Anyway, It fires up the pipe okay. Hep yurself and i don't mind if I do have some of yor coffee fixins.

Rock, take a load off. Good to see ya!

Hiya Tramp!

Scuse me while I pull off my shoes and stuff some more paper in! Kinda nippy tonight! Nice fire ya got goin'.

Say, where is everyone? They all skip town?

Ah, never mind. That fire feels good and the stars are shinin'. Let me get my pipe goin here. That's better.

All's well!

Pete,

That's hilarious!

Bindle Stiff, I'm no sawbones, I've got a Doctor of Ministry degree, which is fine for a preacher, but not so fine if you've got a broke leg. As Jerry Clower once said, "I've been educated beyond my intelligence!" :wink: I believe there's another Doctor John that frequents this forum who is a dentis...

Hey Tramp! Speech impudedimunt? What speech impudedimunt? :wink: Rock, this here joe will cure what ails ya. That an this bottle of aspirin I happened to find. Ah decided to lay off that T-Bird stuff long ago - kept seein' two of evrythin'. That's bad when yore tryin' to hop a freight! Dang! Speakin...

Say fellas, mind iffen I drag musself up to the fire? I gots some coffee in a sock ats only been boiled fo or five times. Good stuff from N'Awlins! Man, sho feels good to set a spel. My dogs are barkin'! I gots to find some mo pasteboard to stuff in my boots. Name's Doc, by the way, though some jus'...