Model Train Journal

I ain't going no where. Just had a bottle of thet fellin' sorry fer yer se'f whisky an' it t'warnt no single malt scootch. Saint Paddys came an' went an' I'm semi-sober and jus' happy as if I had my right mind. I was sittin' out on the porch last night and my wife brought out my sweater. I put in on...

Thanks for the great song Petey! Warms an old hobos heart!

No offense intended Highrailjon, I was just catching Petey up on my last year on the road. Some of us left the other forum because of censorship.

Adios amigos!

:oops: :oops: :oops: I mus' be in the wrong camp! I thot I heard my ol' fren's a laughin' n scratchin' but I mus' a been wrong! I got an E-male prenouncemunt frum Duffie an' he said ther' wuz some wile carryin' on down by the tracks but hey, he neffer tole me sweet Jackie wuz runnin' roun' in her bi...

Willie!

I shore ham glad ta see your smilin' countenance Willie! You wuz 'mung the missin' at's fer shore.

Hope yer summerin' okay. I jus'got one shot lef' of thet Silvery [TM] an' it's all yer's Buddy!

yer fren'

Stiff

:) Shore did like the poem Tramp. S'pose thet's why you always lacked to drink wif me.! If you'd 'llow me, I'd haf a small sample uv Duffies lates' product, thet Silver [TM]. If'n it's enythin' lack his Gol'[TM] it's mitey fine joy juice. Shame 'bout Duffie bein' all married an' tite down. He desarv...

Here's to ya Ray! You will be missed!

Stiff

Sorry I missed yer birfday Willie! Soun's lak it wuz nice!

I'll drink sum uv thet Gol' [TM] if'n San will gif me sum! I 'll prepose a tos' ta Willie, "May yer gurl fren's all be purty as Jackie an' may yer cup alas be full!"

Stiffley

Don' worry 'bout Melvin hafin' the recipee fer Idyhoo Gol' [TM]. Duffy gif me th' only copy uv it an' I swallered it to be shore it were kept a seecret! I prob'ly shud uv memerized it 'fore I swallered it, but least I kept it frum fallin' in to bad han's. I used my last dab uv Gol' [TM] mixed wif a ...

Tramp, Hang in there Bro. This har forum iz much more fren'ly an' I is har ta stay! I wish I had the recipe fer thet Idyhoo Gol" (TM) an' everthin' wud be finer' frog har. Ya don' s'pose Petey er Willie wud haf it? I'z relagated ta drinkin' Morgun David whine an' soggy ceegars an' when I don' haf th...

Dang it! Ya can't let them kids outta yer sight fer two minutes and they run amuck! Duffie I thot ya had more sense! :wink: Serussly Duf, I'z wishin' the best uv everthin'! I hope ewe two luv burds have a long life together wif a hopper car full uv all the joys ya can stan'. I want to raze ma hand w...

Wow, things er popin' 'roun' the ol' camp. I got plum' blin' wif thet teebaccy what Daisy giff me an thet tater juice wat JimTT gif me an' I ent up in jail few mos' uf a week! I'z sober, I'z tired uv fried baloney an'stale donuts an' I'z thursty as parched cat litter!

Petey yer a gud poet writer fer shore an' 'ol Tramp's a fine writer uv poems and proze uv all kines. It's humblin' jus' to pal aroun' wif guys lak you two! I don' think I dizarve fren's lak you two fellers. An'then thers ol' San wats a musical an' hysterical geneeus uf great porportions! We'z got Wi...

Dang, San, they sound a lot like me.

Tha's fine coffee Dr, John. I bet you cud use them grinds three ur four mo' times an' then use um fer rice. Jus' wat kine uf Doctor are you Dr. John. Our ol' pal Duffie wuz a Doctor fer a time. He was one of them pissycologists wat deespenced advice an' charged a tidy fee. Heck, he made so many buck...

Wow Daisey, a hunnert doller bill? W'en did they start makin' thos'? Duffie, ya better gif this hi rollin' babe a snort of thet tater juice. She's a fine one. Willie this is a gud camp! Tramp spinned us a very xolunt poem an' Duffie jammin' wif thet git-fiddle an' Pety 'n' San wailin' out them lyric...