Model Train Journal

A NY man retired. He wanted to use his retirement money wisely, so it would last, and decided to buy a home and a few acres in Portugal. The modest farmhouse had been vacant for 15yrs. The owner and wife both had died, and there were no heirs. The house was sold to pay taxes. There had been several...

Jon -


That would probably work in Louisiana (and parts of Texas) as well.
And when the guy is writhing around in pain, his kin folk have a crawfish broil .