Seen in Print

[rogruth]

Dave, Do you have some experience with that?

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Looks more like a present that my cat gave me this morning in the laundry room.

And this is why the best cat is a stir fried cat......

[Rufus T. Firefly]

[Big Jim]

Dr. Old Geezer's Clinic

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, I'll pay you $1,000."

Doctor "Young", who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.

Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you help me ??"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."

Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations!
You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back . That will be $500."

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!"
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so," Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your eyesight back! That will be $500."
Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"

Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off.

====ENJOY YOUR DAY!====
Dr. Geezer

[rogruth]

X 200 or something.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

An apt and noble sentiment: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off. from the good offices of Big Jim.
I like that one. Murph

[Rufus T. Firefly]

That'll work..........

[webenda]

The 3.5 floppy holder is so wrong it is funny.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

The 3.5 floppy holder is so wrong it is funny.

And yet so defining............of so many. Dripping of irony.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Who or whatTF is "Google Bot" On this forum right now? "User browsing this forum..." seen at the bottom of this page.

[webenda]

Who or whatTF is "Google Bot" On this forum right now? "User browsing this forum..." seen at the bottom of this page.

Murph,

Google Bot is the spy bot I told you about in a previous thread. It records your every word and thought for the spy masters to sort through and sell your name to businesses that might turn a profit by aiming certain products your way. Do you remember you started removing your posts when I told you before? Futile effort (too late.) Big Brother is here and it is not the government, it is business.

Very profitable business it is too.

Google Founders Net Worth 2015
Sergey Brin: 34.3 billion USD ($39.2 billion as of February 2016)
Larry Page: 29.2 billion USD
Jeff Bezos: 46.7 billion USD
Mark Zuckerberg: 35.7 billion USD

[robert.]

[rogruth]

Let me be the first to admit that I don't get it.
I can blame age, eyes, stupidity, dying brain cells and a multitude of other things.
I don't get it.

[rogruth]

Oooooh. It says "Stay off of her". Now I am really .

[J. S. Bach]

I am more concerned as to how she had the cats!