Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

[steammanan]

Paddy leaves the pub one night drunker than he's ever been before. he gets into his car, starts off, and knocks over the postbox, sideswipes a tour bus and a mile later his wife falls out the passenger door. Constable Hamish, who saw all this pulls him over and says,"Paddy, you've hit a new low in drunken driving tonight lad. You knocked the village post box over, sideswiped the tour bus and a mile back your wife fell out of the car." "saints be praised," says Paddy," I thought i'd gone deaf."

[J. S. Bach]

[John Webster]

[Rufus T. Firefly]

[Rufus T. Firefly]

'Well you see, it's like this . . .

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'

[rogruth]

Hmmmm.I think I reached a point several years where that process went into reverse.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Hmmmm.I think I reached a point several years where that process went into reverse.

Have another beer, Roger, and don't worry yourself over it,

[rogruth]

OK.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

[Mitch]

Keeriste! It must be bad when a skull has to wear an eyepatch! Is that "Heavy Seas" as in heavy with hops, a naturally bitter ale?

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Is that "Heavy Seas" as in heavy with hops, a naturally bitter ale?

It's actually quite smooth and fairly mellow.

http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/898/66260

[Rufus T. Firefly]

1) Beer is always wet

2) Frigid beer is good beer

3) Beer never gets a headache

4) Beer always goes down easily

5) You cna share beer with your friends

6) You don't have to wine & dine beer

7) You can enjoy a beer every day of the month

8 ) You always know you are the first one to pop a beer

9) You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good

10) You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty

11) Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer

12) If you pour a beer right you'll always get a good head





12 examples of why beer is better than a woman.................

[AG]

and enjoy a beer in any place in your home, even watching TV!!
AG.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

and enjoy a beer in any place in your home, even watching TV!!
AG.

..............maybe,

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Very nice and smooth brown ale.........