...nothing else. A young girl with green hair walked over to me and asked, "What brings you in today? I looked at her and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator." She didn't quite know how to respond, had that deer in the headlights look.
I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.
When people see a cat's litter box they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" I just say, "No, it's for company!"
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, "An ambulance."
The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Have you ever noticed: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he knows when he's really in trouble.
Did you ever notice that when you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs?"
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Some people try to turn back their "odometers." Not me. I want people to know why I look this way. I've traveled a long way and a lot of the roads were not paved.
Ah! Being young is exciting but being old is comfortable.
Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
May you always have:
Love to share,
Cash to spare,
Tires with air,
And friends who care.
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Good stuff. Made me smile. I needed that AND I appreciate it.
Thanks!!!!
Thanks!!!!
Once I built a railroad, I made it run,
Made it race against time.
Once I built a railroad, now it's done --
Brother, can you spare a dime?
Made it race against time.
Once I built a railroad, now it's done --
Brother, can you spare a dime?
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Glad that you liked it.
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That was terrific!
George
George
What is a 'Conservative'? "Someone who wants society and policy to recognize objective reality- economic, biological, and historical."
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Please explain to me why anyone would allow a box full of cat crap to sit around in their house? If the critter can't find it's way outside to take a dump, it's NOT getting in my place. Shows cats are smarter than the people that own them.
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I used to put when it asked sex "Of course and often".
Liked your list, Dave.
Liked your list, Dave.
roger
I support thread drift.
If God didn't want women to be looked at, He would have made 'em ugly. RAH
I support thread drift.
If God didn't want women to be looked at, He would have made 'em ugly. RAH
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E7 wrote: Shows cats are smarter than the people that own them.
People do not own cats; cats own people. They merely tolerate humans.
Conservatism: The intense fear that somewhere, somehow, someone you think is inferior is being treated as your equal.
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Rufus T. Firefly wrote:E7 wrote: Shows cats are smarter than the people that own them.
People do not own cats; cats own people. They merely tolerate humans.
True that!
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Rufus T. Firefly wrote:E7 wrote: Shows cats are smarter than the people that own them.
People do not own cats; cats own people. They merely tolerate humans.
Ok, we can change that to people that feed them and empty their boxes of crap.
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E7 wrote:Rufus T. Firefly wrote:E7 wrote: Shows cats are smarter than the people that own them.
People do not own cats; cats own people. They merely tolerate humans.
Ok, we can change that to people that feed them and empty their boxes of crap.
Yes, cats are members of the 1%
Conservatism: The intense fear that somewhere, somehow, someone you think is inferior is being treated as your equal.
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