Last Saturday afternoon in Washington, D.C. an aide to Nancy Pelosi visited
the Bishop of the Catholic Cathedral in D.C. He told the Cardinal that
Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day's Mass, and asked if the
Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few
words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.
The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there are
issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over some of Pelosi's views."
Pelosi's aide then said, "Look, I'll write a check here and now for a
donation of $100,000 to you if you'll just tell the congregation you see
Pelosi as a saint."
The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the Church can use the
money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon." As Pelosi's aide
promised, Nancy Pelosi appeared for the Sunday worship and seated herself
prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle. As promised, at
the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Ms. Pelosi was
present.
The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While Ms. Pelosi's
presence is probably an honor to some, the woman is not numbered among my
personal favorite personages. Some of her most egregious views are contrary
to tenets of the Church, and she tends to flip-flop on many other issues.
Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a
nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must
say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally
witnessed. She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the
American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative
obligations both in Washington and in California . The woman is simply not
to be trusted."
The Cardinal concluded. "But, when compared with Hillary Clinton, Ms.
Pelosi is a saint".
BH
