Great Orators of the Democratic Party. Past and Present.

[up148]

This was just emailed to me so I had to pass it on. I'm not picking on Dems as I'm sure there are jewels of wisdom expounded daily on both sides of the aisle. But, these are very entertaining.....as long as you don't really think about it, because then it's horribly sad. I've not checked for accuracy of all, but heard some live, so I know they're correct.

BH

Subject: GREAT ORATORS OF THE DEMOCRAT PARTY - PAST & PRESENT
Great Orators of the Democrat Party – PAST:

"One man with courage makes a majority." ~Andrew Jackson

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

"The buck stops here." ~Harry S. Truman

"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country." ~John F. Kennedy

Great Orators of the Democrat Party – RECENT:

"It depends what your definition of 'is' is?''
~William Jefferson Clinton

"Those rumors are false. I believe in the sanctity of marriage."
~John Edwards

"What difference does it make?" (re: Benghazi)
~Hillary Clinton

"I invented the Internet."
~Al Gore

"America is, is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was, uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don't want that future, uh, for my children."
~Barack Obama

"I have campaigned in all 57 states."
~Barack Obama (Quoted 2008)

"You don't need God anymore; you have us Democrats."
~Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006)

"Paying taxes is voluntary."
~Sen. Harry Reid

"Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he is."
~Hillary Rodham Clinton (Quoted1998)

"You have a business. You didn't build that. Someone else did!"
~Barack Obama (Quoted 2012)

And the most ridiculous gem of wisdom, from the "Mother Superior Moron": "We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what's in it."
~Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March,2010 )


(As one Doctor said: "That is also the perfect definition of a stool sample.")

Beyond a doubt, the greatest statement of all was made by Democrat House Speaker Sam Rayburn at the first Congressional session after Ted Kennedy was caught, on camera, having sex with one of his aides on the deck of his yacht ... "Ah see that the good Senatuh from the great state of Massutwoshits has changed his position on off-shore drillin'."

AND THE LATEST FROM THIS DISFUNCTIONAL BUNCH IS.......

"My fear is if North Korea nukes us, Trump gonna get us into a war."
• Maxine Waters........2017

[v8vega]

A Los Angeles Democrat, their all Democrats, city councilman was drunk driving late at night and got in a wreck. The injured person sued the city and won millions of taxpayer money. The councilman then says, " I take full responsibility for everything"

[MurphOnMillerAve]

I'm not sure if I am better off for having read every one of those, but I sure did enjoy them.

I found the one by Waters to be the most irritating, and the most alarming for its numbskull-ness, especially because she is never shy to present herself as an expert on positively everything. so, from her perspective , we would be - Trump would be - at fault for defending us with a nuclear retaliation ?! What a limited and dangerous mind, given her position. IMunHO

[Rufus T. Firefly]

I'm not sure if I am better off for having read......

For every Democrat idiot, there is an equal and opposite Republican idiot. There has to be otherwise the Universe would implode from unbalanced stupidity

All of these folks suffer from foot in mouth disease, have never met a microphone that they could not resist, etc.

We can't find anyone to actually do the work that needs to be done and we elect idiots that are afflicted with Shoot, Aim, Ready disease.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

I'm not sure if I am better off for having read......

For every Democrat idiot, there is an equal and opposite Republican idiot. There has to be otherwise the Universe would implode from unbalanced stupidity

All of these folks suffer from foot in mouth disease, have never met a microphone that they could not resist, etc.

We can't find anyone to actually do the work that needs to be done and we elect idiots that are afflicted with Shoot, Aim, Ready disease.

That's some good stuff, right there, which I am going to repeat as my own as soon as a conversation presents itself out in the real world.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

I'm not sure if I am better off for having read......

For every Democrat idiot, there is an equal and opposite Republican idiot. There has to be otherwise the Universe would implode from unbalanced stupidity

All of these folks suffer from foot in mouth disease, have never met a microphone that they could not resist, etc.

We can't find anyone to actually do the work that needs to be done and we elect idiots that are afflicted with Shoot, Aim, Ready disease.

That's some good stuff, right there, which I am going to repeat as my own as soon as a conversation presents itself out in the real world.

I've got to start copyrighting stuff..............retirement is looming and a little extra income won't hurt,

[up148]

BH

[rex desilets]

<snip>
For every Democrat idiot, there is an equal and opposite Republican idiot. There has to be otherwise the Universe would implode from unbalanced stupidity
<snip>.

You haven't noticed, recently, the tremors in the Force?

[Rufus T. Firefly]

<snip>
For every Democrat idiot, there is an equal and opposite Republican idiot. There has to be otherwise the Universe would implode from unbalanced stupidity
<snip>.

You haven't noticed, recently, the tremors in the Force?

There are no tremors in the Dark Clown Force.

[HONDO74]

<snip>
For every Democrat idiot, there is an equal and opposite Republican idiot. There has to be otherwise the Universe would implode from unbalanced stupidity
<snip>.

You haven't noticed, recently, the tremors in the Force?

There are no tremors in the Dark Clown Force.

They could use some Dark Clown Force tremors in the UK sewers to dislodge this giant fat blob clogging London's sewers.
http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/u ... b-49789807

[Rufus T. Firefly]

You haven't noticed, recently, the tremors in the Force?

There are no tremors in the Dark Clown Force.

They could use some Dark Clown Force tremors in the UK sewers to dislodge this giant fat blob clogging London's sewers.
http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/u ... b-49789807

Why is anyone surprised? British diet and all............ I mean after all, Winnie the Pooh.....

[HONDO74]

There are no tremors in the Dark Clown Force.

They could use some Dark Clown Force tremors in the UK sewers to dislodge this giant fat blob clogging London's sewers.
http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/u ... b-49789807

Why is anyone surprised? British diet and all............

The unsavory blob consists of congealed wet wipes, diapers, condoms,fat and oil.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

The unsavory blob consists of congealed wet wipes, diapers, condoms,fat and oil.

The fat and oil -- millions of servings of fish and chips.......which correlates to the wet wipes, and pensioners which correlates doubly to the diapers.....and condoms are obviously imported there by tourists.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

They could use some Dark Clown Force tremors in the UK sewers to dislodge this giant fat blob clogging London's sewers.
http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/u ... b-49789807

Why is anyone surprised? British diet and all............

The unsavory blob consists of congealed wet wipes, diapers, condoms,fat and oil.

Yeahbut the dinosaurs far outshat us and where did all that waste go?

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Why is anyone surprised? British diet and all............

The unsavory blob consists of congealed wet wipes, diapers, condoms,fat and oil.

Yeahbut the dinosaurs far outshat us and where did all that waste go?

Nowhere. It's still here in museums on display.

http://www.poozeum.com/coprolites.html