"...What a long, strange trip it's been..."

[robert.]

Murph. I don't know where WARREN KAMPF lives. I drove by his office. It'a an old railroad depot that he works out of. Tax payer money rents it for him.
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It's the little building on the left hand side.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

BATHROOMS:

Turn all the large, public, multi-stalled bathrooms into individual bathrooms with a toilet and sink and put DOORS AND LOCKS on them!!! No need for a sign designating a persons "orientation" only sign needed should say BATHROOM.

If the door doesn't open when you pull on it, it's occupied

This is not rocket science, people are making this harder than it actually is.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

In the past random people would drive into my driveway, walk into my house and ask, "Where's the bathroom?"

So what is it about your house that promotes this behavior?

[webenda]

I don't have a vicious dog like all my neighbors.

[up148]

You are way more tolerant than I can ever imagine myself to be Wayne. If a stranger walks into my house unannounced, for any reason, they'll be going out running or carried out. In today's world you can't allow this behavior. This is absolute BS. Put up a sign that says pet rattlesnakes inside. That will stop them entering, but your front lawn make take some abuse.

These people just astound me in their behavior.

BH

[Rufus T. Firefly]

I don't have a vicious dog like all my neighbors.

Neither do I, but no one comes to my door to use the bathroom.

I was thinking that maybe your house was right next to some historical site and they mistook your house to be part of it all.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

I theorize it's likely his welcoming courtyard (if I am remembering Casa Webenda correctly.)

[Rufus T. Firefly]

I theorize it's likely his welcoming courtyard (if I am remembering Casa Webenda correctly.)

Maybe he should spread a few skeletons about to set the mood and discourage unwanted visitors,

I have some zombie flamingos that do the trick,

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Don't forget, he has that kitty.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

BATHROOMS:

Turn all the large, public, multi-stalled bathrooms into individual bathrooms with a toilet and sink and put DOORS AND LOCKS on them!!! No need for a sign designating a persons "orientation" only sign needed should say BATHROOM.

If the door doesn't open when you pull on it, it's occupied

This is not rocket science, people are making this harder than it actually is.

I agree with you, Rufybabes, that is a brilliant idea, although I would suggest the door signs read "Rest Rooms." A sink and a pot, just like in airplanes. Case closed.

[Seaboard Air Line Fan]

I have some zombie flamingos that do the trick,

Drift On - My mother-in-law, when she lived in Vicksburg MS, had a neighbor that had a sled pulled by 7 pink flamingos, with Santa holding the baby Jesus, in her front yard. Mardi Gras beads would periodically show up on both Santa, Jesus, and the Rudolph Flamingo - Drift Off

[rogruth]

Drift? What drift? I don't see no stinkin' drift.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

BATHROOMS:

Turn all the large, public, multi-stalled bathrooms into individual bathrooms with a toilet and sink and put DOORS AND LOCKS on them!!! No need for a sign designating a persons "orientation" only sign needed should say BATHROOM.

If the door doesn't open when you pull on it, it's occupied

This is not rocket science, people are making this harder than it actually is.

I agree with you, Rufybabes, that is a brilliant idea, although I would suggest the door signs read "Rest Rooms." A sink and a pot, just like in airplanes. Case closed.

While a "rest" surely might be achieved, and while there is also usually no bath (we have some with showers at work), could just adopt that standard of the signage of WC - water closet - and move on down the hall.....

[Rufus T. Firefly]

I have some zombie flamingos that do the trick,

Drift On - My mother-in-law, when she lived in Vicksburg MS, had a neighbor that had a sled pulled by 7 pink flamingos, with Santa holding the baby Jesus, in her front yard. Mardi Gras beads would periodically show up on both Santa, Jesus, and the Rudolph Flamingo - Drift Off

I'm going to have zombie gnomes rising up out of the ground next year,

[Mitch]

I can put two Great Danes in the front yard right now; Mariah and Rambo. Their bark is so ferocious I don't think anybody would dare try to get in the house. (Of course, if an assailant would run straight at them, they'd both hi-tail it around the back of the house, barkin' the whole time). A case of bark worse than bite. Lots of people are afraid of dogs. When we had Marshall, (a 225 lb. Great Dane), he was out in the yard when the Avon delivery truck was bringin' my wife's orders. Avon guy gets out of the truck and unloads the four boxes of goods, turns around, and there stands Marshall. The guy started screamin' like a little girl. My wife heard the commotion and went out; the guy's still screamin'! She called Marshall, he comes prancin' over and she puts him in the house; had to wait for the delivery guy to compose himself to get her order. Another time, two punks came to the house lookin' to cause a little trouble with my middle son. They didn't know that both Marshall and Major were out in the yard. The dogs came screamin' around the house from the back yard, both barkin' visciously at the intruders, who both leaped up on the hood of their car. My wife came out, just as one of the punks said "I pissed my pants"!. The wife said she laughed so hard, she nearly did it too! She called off the dogs, and the kids left. Dogs didn't even get to bite anybody.