Seen in Print

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Stand on a street corner in Trenton. Hold a $100 bill up to the sun. Count to 3. If you still have in your hands at 3. Then it's counterfeit.

I wouldn't even stand on a street corner in Trenton.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Stand on a street corner in Trenton. Hold a $100 bill up to the sun. Count to 3. If you still have in your hands at 3. Then it's counterfeit.

I wouldn't even stand on a street corner in Trenton.

There are plenty of cities I wouldn't try that stunt in. You'd be lucky to even have your shoes left on your feet.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Toys for that special princess in your life....

[MurphOnMillerAve]

I must have only seen an edited version of "Cinderella" because I have no recollection of all that "equipment" at her disposal. I always thought:

All she got new
was a dress,
a new hairdo,
a bath,
a carriage,
and some shoes,
which she managed to lose.


Hey! Was that a Haiku?!!! :D

[Rufus T. Firefly]

I must have only seen an edited version of "Cinderella" because I have no recollection of all that "equipment" at her disposal. I always thought:

All she got new
was a dress,
a new hairdo,
a bath,
a carriage,
and some shoes,
which she managed to lose.

Well, you never do get to see what she has in the basement of the castle - an X-cross with restraints for her prince.....

Hey! Was that a Haiku?!!! :D

No. Far too long --> should be a three-line poem with seventeen syllables with a 5/7/5 number of syllables in those 3 lines.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

I must have only seen an edited version of "Cinderella" because I have no recollection of all that "equipment" at her disposal. I always thought:

All she got new
was a dress,
a new hairdo,
a bath,
a carriage,
and some shoes,
which she managed to lose.

Well, you never do get to see what she has in the basement of the castle - an X-cross with restraints for her prince.....

Hey! Was that a Haiku?!!! :D

No. Far too long --> should be a three-line poem with seventeen syllables with a 5/7/5 number of syllables in those 3 lines.

I was being flippant and pretending.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

I must have only seen an edited version of "Cinderella" because I have no recollection of all that "equipment" at her disposal. I always thought:

All she got new
was a dress,
a new hairdo,
a bath,
a carriage,
and some shoes,
which she managed to lose.

Well, you never do get to see what she has in the basement of the castle - an X-cross with restraints for her prince.....

Hey! Was that a Haiku?!!! :D

No. Far too long --> should be a three-line poem with seventeen syllables with a 5/7/5 number of syllables in those 3 lines.

I was being flippant and pretending.

I know.

But I was serious about the X-cross with restraints for her prince in the basement.....

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Somehow, and for some reason that escapes me, I am glad to hear that - glad for you, that is.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Somehow, and for some reason that escapes me, I am glad to hear that - glad for you, that is.

Do you really think that all those Disney (and other...) "princesses" are as depicted? Think about Snow White - lived with 7 dwarves out in the woods......and ends up with the Prince that goes around kissing "dead" women.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Somehow, and for some reason that escapes me, I am glad to hear that - glad for you, that is.

Do you really think that all those Disney (and other...) "princesses" are as depicted? Think about Snow White - lived with 7 dwarves out in the woods......and ends up with the Prince that goes around kissing "dead" women.

I must admit, as a youth, I did take note of that living arrangement between Snow and the Dwarfs, and thought she likely needed a change.

As far as the coma-victim-liking prince, I just figured it was his fetish and not breaking any laws. Eh? Huh? Wha' ?

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Somehow, and for some reason that escapes me, I am glad to hear that - glad for you, that is.

Do you really think that all those Disney (and other...) "princesses" are as depicted? Think about Snow White - lived with 7 dwarves out in the woods......and ends up with the Prince that goes around kissing "dead" women.

I must admit, as a youth, I did take note of that living arrangement between Snow and the Dwarfs, and thought she likely needed a change.

As far as the coma-victim-liking prince, I just figured it was his fetish and not breaking any laws. Eh? Huh? Wha' ?

She's probably a fan of erotic asphyxiation, so they're well matched then.

[rex desilets]

You guys ought to be committed. Not in a good way

[Rufus T. Firefly]

You guys ought to be committed. Not in a good way

So committed that we should be? Where is Nurse Ratchet?

[Mitch]

Do NOT summon Ratchet!

[rogruth]

You guys ought to be committed. Not in a good way

So committed that we should be? Where is Nurse Ratchet?

Seems to me that they are very committed.