Hobo Jungle

[Rufus T. Firefly]

American babies look like Eisenhower.

A friend of mine, an engineer who fled the old Soviet Union, said the saying there was, "All babies look like Khrushchev and the good ones outgrow the tantrums".

There has got to be more.

Some look like Buddha,

[sarge]

The truly scarey ones look like Ghandi.

(This observation no doubt will see Rufus scrambling off for a new avatar yet again)

[Rufus T. Firefly]

The truly scarey ones look like Ghandi.

(This observation no doubt will see Rufus scrambling off for a new avatar yet again)

Well, they are frequently bald and wearing a nappy, but most do lack the mustache and glasses,

[jw_clarke54]

Wonder whom the next set will look like? so sorry, just couln'nt resist

[E7]

In sum, babies come in all possible variations and many do not look like Churchill, and in some cases not like their parents at all,

Milkman maybe??????

Rich

[Rufus T. Firefly]

In sum, babies come in all possible variations and many do not look like Churchill, and in some cases not like their parents at all,

Milkman maybe??????
Rich

Poolboy more likely,

[sarge]

The postman cometh five times a week...

[Rufus T. Firefly]

The postman cometh five times a week...

6!

[sarge]

Manx cats are not stupid creatures!

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Manx cats are not stupid creatures!

Indeed. They spend time in the library studying most erudite topics...

[Mitch]

Animals! Amazing critters. I just went out on the back porch after dark to have a smoke and took my son's Rottweiler out with me. There was loud "hooting" from the woods to my left, most likely a Great Horned Owl, and from the sound probably no less than 75 to 100 yards away. The dog turned that way and barked; the owl hooted again, and the dog ran back up on the porch to the kitchen door!

[hev52]

Mitch Man ya think Dirt Man likes owl stew or bar-be-que owl. Maybe we ought to send him some.................
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So.............hows it at work after that lonnnnnnng vacation..............

[Mitch]

It just sucks, Hevman! First week back, I only got 18 hours in 3 1/2 days. Second week back, they gave me a severely overheated 2011 Grand Cherokee with the 3.6L Pentastar engine. After 3 hours of strippin' down the top end to do a compression test, (to discover that the engine was completely junk), I had to pull it and tear it down. (Total 17 hours). So far in two weeks, I've only received the block and the left head. (All the stuff is either backordered or cross shipped). It's still sittin' on my rack, 'cause to remove the engine you have to separate the upper ball joints, pull the axles, and remove the front diff, so it can't be moved. So, I've been workin' all over the shop wherever there's an empty rack. I'm walkin' two miles a day back and forth to the tool box!
The papers attached to the repair order are stapled on it. Lady says there was no heat in the vehicle. (NO COOLANT). One mile later, all the lights on the dash came on, and she says that the best it could do was 40 mph until it quit!
Apparently, when the engine is overheating, you floor it until it can't go anymore. Of course it's under warranty. Chrysler warrants stupidity!

[The Dirt]

ya think Dirt Man likes owl stew or bar-be-que owl. Maybe we ought to send him some

Ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
I'd rather chew on a stick.
Least ya coulda done was pluck the d*mn feathers.
Who knows though... maybe it'd taste like chicken. I'd sooner try owl than groundhog.

We have Great Horned's around here. Rural as it is, with all the muting leaves off the trees, in the deep utter silence of a winter midnight, their hooting carries a long way. There's rarely a night I don't hear one.

They are seriously huge birds. Look at the muscled legs and talons on that thing!

One mile later, all the lights on the dash came on, and she says that the best it could do was 40 mph until it quit!

Somebody needs to take this ditz out behind the barn.
Before she causes to kill somebody.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

...the owl hooted again, and the dog ran back up on the porch to the kitchen door!

Smart dog!