Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

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Re: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:59 pm

webenda wrote:New invention makes toilet water drinkable.


I thought that had already been invented... light beer.


You are entirely too polite in your assessment of "lite" beer.
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Re: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Postby rogruth » Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:13 pm

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Re: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Postby John Webster » Thu Apr 19, 2012 4:04 am

This one used to be the powerhouse and office for the local streetcar line:

http://willoughbybrewing.com/

If you are modelling an older and larger brewery don't to forget a track for the cullet hopper. Cullet was broken glass bottles which would be shipped back to the bottle factory to be remelted.
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Re: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Postby rogruth » Thu Apr 19, 2012 7:43 am

Notice they'[Willoughby] have Railway Razz and Rusty Rail ale.
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Re: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Postby J. S. Bach » Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:12 pm

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
webenda wrote:New invention makes toilet water drinkable.


I thought that had already been invented... light beer.


You are entirely too polite in your assessment of "lite" beer.


I always thought that lite beer should be poured back into the horse. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :lol: :mrgreen:

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Re: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Postby John Webster » Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:11 am

The weekly delivery at my house:

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Re: Toilet humour

Postby britbloke » Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:00 am

Passengers will please refrain
From flushing toilets while the train
Is standing in the station, I love you
and the way you fold the tissue
oh my darling how I miss you
roses red remind me dear, of you.

While the train is in the station
You must practice constipation
You must stick quite strictly to this rule
Workers working underneath
Might get it in the eyes and teeth
They wouldn't like it, really now, would you?

Still the train is in the station
Do not lose yor concentration
Otherwise there'll be an awful poo
If you feel like passing water
You should ask a passing porter
For a vessel from the vestibule

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Re: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Postby webenda » Thu May 24, 2012 2:39 pm

Mike,

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Got this from Roger:

'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo
can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the
herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the
back that are killed first. This natural selection is good
for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and
health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular
killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the
human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain
cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills
brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and
weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption
of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain
a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why
you always feel smarter after a few beers.'

--Cheers
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Re: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

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Re: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Postby webenda » Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:11 pm

He is very good at hiding in his right hand the hose and valve that fits the hollow handle on the spigot.
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----Wayne----

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Re: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

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Re: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Postby webenda » Sat Jun 02, 2012 12:35 pm

Wayne and Roger's
Denmark's Got Talent Show:
http://youtu.be/wHHPStULCPA
----Wayne----

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Re: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Postby webenda » Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:26 pm

----Wayne----

Back when I was growing up, if you didn't start someth'n, there wouldn't be noth'n.
--Merle Haggard

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Re: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:27 am

Was not sure I'd like this one or not, but it was actually pretty good. I imagine that if you do not like blueberries, this one is not for you, :wink: Then again, that 8% alcohol content might compensate for the blueberries for some folks, :mrgreen:

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Re: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Postby HONDO74 » Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:41 am

THE BATTLE FOR THE LAST "BEER"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG9ZyDMZt-s


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