Hobo Jungle

[2railjon]

From, Daisy!!! Spring in Maine!!!!!!!

[MartyE]

He kinda lloks like Al Borland on steroids!

[Mitch]

Gonna tell you a story that you won't believe,
But I fell in love last Friday evening,
With a girl that I saw on a barroom TV screen.

Well, I was just gettin' ready to get my hat,
When she caught my eye and I put it back,
Ordered myself up a coupla' more shots and beers.

The night that I fell in love with the Roller Derby Queen,
round and round, ooh, round and round.
The meanest hunk of woman that anybody ever seen,
Down in the arena.

She was 5 foot 6, and 215,
A bleached blond mama with a streak of mean,
She knew how to knuckle and she knew how to scuffle and fight.
Well, the roller derby program said,
She was built like a 'frigerator with a head,
Her fans called her Tuffy,
But all o' her buddies called her Spike.

The night that I fell in lover with the Roller Derby Queen,
round and round, oooh, round and round.
The meanest hunk of woman, anybody ever seen,
Down in the arena......

[Water Man]

HOW TO BEGIN EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.


2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.


3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.


4. Empty the Recycle Bin.


5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'


6. Firmly Click 'Yes'


7. Feel better?


GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do 'Nancy Pelosi' !!!

Kurt

[webenda]

From, Daisy!!! Spring in Maine!!!!!!!

D!!!! What happened????

I haven't seen that many soap suds since my wife ran out of soap powder to wash clothes with and decided a cup of Joy dish washing liquid would work as well.

[dougdagrump]

[
Some people experience unpleasant and temporarily debilitating systemic effects such as vomiting, cramps, blurred and wobbly vision, numbness, frothing at the mouth, difficulties in breathing (including respiratory paralysis), muscle twitching, convulsions, sensitivity to light, hypersalivation, difficulty swallowing, and agitation. Anaphylactic shock can occur due to allergic reactions. #

Hhmm, that's strange. I felt the same way when Obama won the election.

[AG]

From, Daisy!!! Spring in Maine!!!!!!!

Shame on you!!
this bottle have a holder not to protect the temp. just to hide the Odouls label.....
non alcoholic beer.......Ummmm
Yankees!
Andre

[hev52]

Gee..............thanks for the nice comments Bo's............................. You guy's crack me up.............................. I wish I was down to what I weighed in that picture. I'd feel a hell of a lot better............

Daisy, thanks for clearin' up the picture. It didn't come out so good on my scanner.
It look's like your still enjoying all that snow up there. I know what all that snow is like from haulin' spuds out of Fort Fairfield many moons ago goin' down thru the woods.
I don't think ya need that beer cover to keep it cold just set her in the snow..............

hev

[The Dirt]

Holy sh*t, bro! Patty a redhead!



All of a moment, (knowing her like I do), there's a wlole lot about her that suddenly makes sense!!



That is one great freakin' picture!!

[GP]

Holy sh*t, bro! Patty a redhead!



All of a moment, (knowing her like I do), there's a wlole lot about her that suddenly makes sense!!

That is one great freakin' picture!!

Hev,

That's a cool picture ... thanks for sharing.

God, if "we" knew back then, what we know now ... would we be dangerous or what!?

GP

[MartyE]

Hey Bo's need some thoughts and prayers for this guy, my dad. He fell and broke his hip tonight. Don't have many details but I figure he could use all the help he can get.

[rogruth]

We hope and pray for the best.

[hev52]

He will be in our prayers tonight Marty...........

My grandmother broke her hip back in '95 and didn't fair out so well......................... With today's modren stuff they can put new hips in like changin' oil in your car. Had mine done 2 1/2 years ago and it's doing great. It don't even feel like I had a hip replacement.........................



hev

[hev52]

Hey Wayne ..............I would be a good boy too. Wouldn't want her to chase me around the house with a rattlesnake..........................

BTW..........she is a very pretty lady..........................





Dirt Man...........now ya know what I've been talkin' about all these years......................

What I wanna know is the broom still up on the roof...................... ......I bet you had to git your *** up there and git it.......................... didn't ya.................


hev

[MartyE]

My brother just called. The surgeon will be in tomorrow and will decide on the course of action. I'll be out of town the next few days but 2 sisters and my brother will be on hand so he should be well taken care of.