Model Train Journal

Looks like you had an all-around nice day, Jon! Bit dreary this morning at my place in PA; could barely make out the other side of the valley. Amish were heading up the road all morning so chuech gathering must have been north of us. Several went by on foot by the side of the road in the rain..... ...

After spending the last two days at the dentist. I managed to find something funny :wink: WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK... I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: ~A half-gallon of 2% milk ~A carton of eggs ~A quart of orange juice ~A head of lettuce ~A 2 lb. can of coffee ~A 1 lb...

Kurt

Happy Birthday Daisy

Kurt

I need one

Happy Easter everyone

Kurt

Best wishes Marty. Hope your Dads OK

Kurt

HOW TO BEGIN EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it 'Barack Obama'. 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 4. Empty the Recycle Bin. 5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?' 6. Firmly Click 'Yes' 7. Feel better? GOOD! - Tomorrow we'...

Nascar race sucks! Guess I'll watch Patton on AMC

Kurt

Illegal Drag Racing: A friend of mine who works for the Poland Ohio Police Department received the attached photo of a drag race that went horribly bad. It's kind of disturbing to look at but it serves as a reminder of what can happen when drag races occur. http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w14/pao...

The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the **** was missing. He knew about **** fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. D...

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper ber...

Kurt

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He says, "Yes, just caffeine." "Have you ever been in the service?" the interviewer asks. "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years." The i...

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?" He ignored me...

A redneck is driving down a back road in
South Carolina. A sign in front of a restaurant reads:

HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL
Lobster Tail and Beer


"Hot Dang," he says to himself,

"My three favorite things!!"


Kurt