Model Train Journal

A man and his wife were watching the discovery channel one night w/ a program about African natives that stretched their penises out to 24 inches by tying a weight on it when young. After the program ended, the woman asked her husband if he would be willing to try it. He said yes. A week later she a...

I love all those dark beers during the winter but down here we are blessed w/ several great beers brewed in Mexico. DosEquis, Negro Modelo, Tecate, just to name three.

Those spike heels she's wearing must make ladder climbing a bunch of fun, but who cares?

Paddy leaves the pub one night drunker than he's ever been before. he gets into his car, starts off, and knocks over the postbox, sideswipes a tour bus and a mile later his wife falls out the passenger door. Constable Hamish, who saw all this pulls him over and says,"Paddy, you've hit a new low...

A man and his wife are sitting next to each other on a couch. On his side are about 6 empties. He goes to the kitchen and gets a fresh one, comes back in and says,"I really love you", to which she replies, "is that you or the beer talking?" He replies, "that's me talking, to...